Quote by Nikki703
Write My Name In The Snow
Go Buy One Of Those Rulers That Only Men Have, You Know The Kind That Makes 6" Look Like 9"
Ask Every Woman On Lush If She Wants To See My 9" Cock
Get A Blow Job, I Always Wanted To Know How That Felt For A Guy
Finally Get To Control The Remote Control
Go Find A Few Of My Lush Friends That Only Like Men, LOL
Let My Little Head Think For My Big Head
Quote by techgoddess
I probably wouldn't be able to stop touching it, I'd have to admit!
As for the original question, I have to pass along a joke.
It's the last day of creation, and God has given every animal a gift of one sort or other. He's come down to Adam and Eve, but the gift box is getting pretty empty. God says, "Well, let's see... I've got 'pee standing up....'"
Adam pipes up right away. He says, "Oh, please. I can be ever so much more efficient while I'm out working in the fields if I don't have to find a place to sit down to do that."
Eve shrugs and says, "I don't mind. He can have it."
God nods and <presto>... Adam gives a "Yipee" and goes off to work.
God looks at Eve and says, "Well, about all I have left is 'multiple orgasms.'"