Flutterby Pharie
Besides.....how do I know that fetish "swings" that way??
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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What would you do if you had a penis for a day?
Mr Nobody
What's Snow ???
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
Snow?
looks at chef and mumbles.....huh?...
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Quote by Pixie
My best Domme voice?? Um, hello! Im a pixie!! Know what a pixie sounds like??
I'll give you some domme pointers.....lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
That's what DB said. Snow?
I know.....is that code for something?.....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Quote by fetishdoll
We would call that a Cock with wings and trust me, the last thing cocks need are wings, they already have enough control, give 'em wings and we'll just have to start wearing steel chastidy belts all the time.
Amen sista!!!......LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
yeah yeah really nice chef......you know yeah...with all that global warming and all............
(beats the hell out of me too....lol)
(beats the hell out of me too....lol)
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Rookie Scribe
Quote by Pixie
Whats with all the peeing in the snow?? Geesh! LOL Gotta be more creative. Like......going to a party where everyone is drunk. A balcony is a must! That way you could pee on everyone below. They would all be drunk, so they wouldnt know what was going on! LOL
Literally crying with laughter....very inventive idea!!!
Orrrr like hide behind a bush and pee at people when they walked by!!!
Mr Nobody
Well ..If you just want to pee in the snow ...
you just need "The Whiz"
you just need "The Whiz"
Lush Legend
You get a free Sham-Wow with every order......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Mr Nobody
Quote by Zafia
You get a free Sham-Wow with every order......
But wait !
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Quote by DBarclayQuote by Zafia
You get a free Sham-Wow with every order......
But wait !
If you order in the next 7.5 mins....we will throw in 15 Whiz's and 50 Sham-Wow's absolutely FREE if you can say the entire alphabet backwards and hopping on one leg!!
LMAO!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Mr Nobody
And I'm so lucky ..Billy Mays lives down the road from me
And for the Brits I have a ex Coronation Street star around the corner
And for the Brits I have a ex Coronation Street star around the corner
Matriarch
Quote by DBarclay
And I'm so lucky ..Billy Mays lives down the road from me
And for the Brits I have a ex Coronation Street star around the corner
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Active Ink Slinger
Nic been here whole long?
And she still makes little red x's.
Bat
And she still makes little red x's.
Bat
Matriarch
Mr Nobody
Quote by nicola
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Thats him ..the little dwarf ...
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Quote by Loislane
ok I'd like to feel the sensation of coming from a man's perspective..and getting a blow job and having sex orgasms
And it is so magnificent!
mmmm
Lush Legend
That would be interesting Lois......LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Mr Nobody
Quote by ali2teaseu
LOL I have one for hiking and I call it "my penis," much to my daughter's amusement.
Bit short for a walking stick though ..
Matriarch
LOL @ DB.
Just squat behind a bush Ali.
Just squat behind a bush Ali.