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What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks?

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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
LadyX
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"coitus?"
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Innit.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks?
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Dammit! I clicked on this betting myself it was Remember's thread. I lose.
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Dammit! I clicked on this betting myself it was Remember's thread. I lose.


I was sure this post was from someone else I 'remember', but then saw a differrent name on it.. You GO girl! I'd been missing these types of questions.

I think the answer to the question might be something I mentioned a couple of days ago....


"Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things



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Uh.... WD40... Hold it that was the other forum...LOL
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"Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things





Well, DAMN!
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No I was wrong. All the insane questions have NOT been asked.
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I have not been on here in a few weeks and this is what I see when I log on.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."

Simone de Beauvoir
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So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public
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I was sure this post was from someone else I 'remember', but then saw a differrent name on it.. You GO girl! I'd been missing these types of questions.

I think the answer to the question might be something I mentioned a couple of days ago....


"Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things





HOT TAMALE!

Now I want one of those. Might add them to my nativity set and re enact the ascending to Heaven by Jesus, although in a so much more awesome way!
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HOT TAMALE!

Now I want one of those. Might add them to my nativity set and re enact the ascending to Heaven by Jesus, although in a so much more awesome way!



Ohhh Elit, I've heard you have a butt big enough to hold this little number.. but do you have enough gas to keep it going all the way to heaven?
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for the record, the phrase "What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks?" should be credited to Shylass who said i could use it i the forums. it took be a few minutes to ask, btw, seeing as how i practically fell off my stool laughing. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks, just make sure you proceed with caution!


Nikki703
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Wait, let me go to Google Translate and see if they have Remember to English as a choice. BRB!!
pixiedust65
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I totally thought of Beavis and Butthead when I read this.

blazestcyr
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awww poor remember..english is his fourth language...lol

can u put something up your bollocks??Lmao..didnt know they HAD a hole...
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Let me answer this question with another question....
On a scale of 1-10, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?
I'm halfway gone.
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Let me answer this question with another question....
On a scale of 1-10, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?


WOW, that's another good one......


The answer would be... "lentils"
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Chitlins?
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WOW, that's another good one......


The answer would be... "lentils"


Really? I thought it was "June."
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Damn. I was gonna guess "Chrysler".