Her Royal Spriteness
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks?
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Artistic Tart
"coitus?"
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Gingerbread Lover
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Innit.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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CurlyFries
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What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks?
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Dammit! I clicked on this betting myself it was Remember's thread. I lose.
I was sure this post was from someone else I 'remember', but then saw a differrent name on it.. You GO girl! I'd been missing these types of questions.
I think the answer to the question might be something I mentioned a couple of days ago....
"Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things
Cocolicious
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"Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things
Well, DAMN!
Active Ink Slinger
No I was wrong. All the insane questions have NOT been asked.
Active Ink Slinger
I have not been on here in a few weeks and this is what I see when I log on.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
Simone de Beauvoir
Simone de Beauvoir
Advanced Wordsmith
So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public
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I was sure this post was from someone else I 'remember', but then saw a differrent name on it.. You GO girl! I'd been missing these types of questions.
I think the answer to the question might be something I mentioned a couple of days ago....
"Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things
HOT TAMALE!
Now I want one of those. Might add them to my nativity set and re enact the ascending to Heaven by Jesus, although in a so much more awesome way!
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HOT TAMALE!
Now I want one of those. Might add them to my nativity set and re enact the ascending to Heaven by Jesus, although in a so much more awesome way!
Ohhh Elit, I've heard you have a butt big enough to hold this little number.. but do you have enough gas to keep it going all the way to heaven?
Her Royal Spriteness
for the record, the phrase "What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks?" should be credited to Shylass who said i could use it i the forums. it took be a few minutes to ask, btw, seeing as how i practically fell off my stool laughing. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Clever Gem
when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks, just make sure you proceed with caution! 
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Wait, let me go to Google Translate and see if they have Remember to English as a choice. BRB!!
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awww poor remember..english is his fourth language...lol
can u put something up your bollocks??Lmao..didnt know they HAD a hole...
can u put something up your bollocks??Lmao..didnt know they HAD a hole...
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Let me answer this question with another question....
On a scale of 1-10, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?
On a scale of 1-10, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?
I'm halfway gone.
CurlyFries
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WOW, that's another good one......
The answer would be... "lentils"
Really? I thought it was "June."
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Damn. I was gonna guess "Chrysler".
Active Ink Slinger
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So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public
I'll try to calm Her Spriteness down BEFORE she she responds to you!! Good Luck...she's a 'heavy' in the game of words!!
Rick
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So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public
I'll try to calm Her Spriteness down BEFORE she responds to you!! Good Luck...she's a 'heavy' in the game of words!!
Rick