What household items have you had fun with? Rubber bands? Clothespins? Etc?
Veggies, such as a zucchini, fruit such as banana but doesn’t hold up well. Hot tub jets, love to have some wine and relax to the jets and bubbles in the evening as I slip out of my bikini and adjust the jets to hit just the right spots.
many of those are very phallic shaped...
Stapler
Rubber bands
Zip ties
Duct tape
Postage stamp
Gum eraser
Ear wax removal kit
TV remote
The ride on lawnmower was great fun.
the end of an egg flipper...was really horny and need something right then
the usual stuff girls find, but to add something unusual: a new pair of those bumpy studded garden gloves. (sitting on the dryer is nice... if it's older and has an eccentric ... um, orbit?)
the handle of a long screw drive in my hole and it felt great
handle of a curling brush. the ridges are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
Clothespins - check
Brush handle - check
Hand held shower hose - daily
Ice cubes - yep
Vacuum hose - oh sure, but I recommend the modern plastic type with rounded edges. Tried a literal Hoover with a metal pipe when I was sixteen. Blew the power circuit when the motor overloaded and spent several weeks with a red ring around the bottom of my dingle dangle. Ahh. Youth!
My favorites have been candles. You do have to be careful with household items for cleanliness, of course. When I was younger and didn't own any real toys, I tried a cucumber in both front and rear. That was the first time I tried anything up my ass. Definitely was an interesting experiment!
- Clothespins
- Ice
- Candles
- Duct tape
- Washing line (the classic rope one, the plastic ones are not a good idea)
- Shower
- Paint brushes
- Fly swatter