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What objects have you used when normal solutions wouldn't suffice?

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DBarclay
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My advice ...Never use an Armodillo
Pixie
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The produce department is my favorite......
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
OrionTat
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Yeah but tofu pix???
relaxandrelease
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Hmmm haha,
Well unlike the guys I am totally honest haha!
Where shall I start?
I'm trying to think of the strangest! Oh what the hell, do you want a list?


Quid Pro Quo, I was honest. Yea, a list would be nice!
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miclepickle
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Hmmm haha,
Well unlike the guys I am totally honest haha!
Where shall I start?
I'm trying to think of the strangest! Oh what the hell, do you want a list?




no list yet? :/
castlequeen
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When I was 14 I discovered the washing machine in spin cycle. I can't tell you how many Saturday afternoons I spent after that in the basement "doing laundry".
Genny

Oh yes, and my husband wanted to know why I never had them haul away the old one once it was broken and off it's axis. I demonstrated it's great usefulness and he thought we could charge women to use it.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Catnip
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Eeeep! cold cold cold Fystee!
rxtales
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where would you buy one of those lexy?
Catnip
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*gasps*
Now that is something...
Maybe I should go out with someone in charge of a bowling hall ^^
Or start working at one...
*grin*

[The voices in Catnips head starts talking.]

"Ohno, not again."

"Tell me about it!"

"Cat, don't."

"You don't even like bowling."

"They are bigger then they look from that distance you know."

[Voices keeps on talking, but the young cat stops listening to them.]
DBarclay
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where would you buy one of those lexy?


Ebay of course ...
rxtales
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Quote by rxtales
where would you buy one of those lexy?


Ebay of course ...


And they're only 2 pounds!
nicola
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Reminds me of many years ago I had to build a mould for a friend to make
her special ice popsicles ...


Do you have any pictures of you doing backstroke DB?
DBarclay
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Do you have any pictures of you doing backstroke DB?


Yes ....
nicola
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Glad that's cleared up.
yesiamhorny
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the corner of a end table, an ottoman, chair......
sawuspankit
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hey cat lets go bowlingbiggrin haha. A girl i chatted with once said she used her bass guitar,the amp vibrations not the actual guitar lol
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A girl i chatted with once said she used her bass guitar,the amp vibrations not the actual guitar lol


Uhh? How'd that work?

Anyhoo...
hairbrushes, toothbrush (yes I threw it out after), a carrot once or twice, a highlighter (cap was on), I may have broken off a doll's leg once or something? (when I was younger.)

One of those little shampoo bottles hotels leave for you.
I don't think there's much else I forgot?
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i have a very favorite vibrator and a lovely dildo ... and my fingers are well used ... and while very effective when needed, it's not terribly kinky is it? so ... champagne bottle, carrot, handle of tennis racket, nice thick marker ... it's amazing what one can find around the house when a cock isn't avilable.
LunarVenom
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ahh I forgot the tennis racket *sigh*. There's a vibrating "tribble" doll that my sister brought back with her from Vegas from the Star Trek Convention for me.......
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A girl i chatted with once said she used her bass guitar,the amp vibrations not the actual guitar lol


Uhh? How'd that work?

Anyhoo...
hairbrushes, toothbrush (yes I threw it out after), a carrot once or twice, a highlighter (cap was on), I may have broken off a doll's leg once or something? (when I was younger.)

One of those little shampoo bottles hotels leave for you.
I don't think there's much else I forgot?


haha pretty well if she still does it :P mmm she could sit in front of it or be like the scene in howard sterns movie private parts,just straddle the speaker, bass up and uh pluck away ;)
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My moms dildo
Jezziebelle
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Wine Bottle
Marker
Hairbrush Handle
Cucumber (as many of you know haha)
Carrot
Dildo
Vibrator


I started a post about this about a month ago and pretty much the responses I got were "ew", "I'd be too afraid", and "aren't you worried about an infection"

LMAO finally other lushies confess all!
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
WellMadeMale
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Wine Bottle
Marker
Hairbrush Handle
Cucumber (as many of you know haha)
Carrot
Dildo
Vibrator
LMAO finally other lushies confess all!


The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I think we have used just about everything that we found that would fit! smerk hehehe
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hmm my cell phone, a speaker at a party that produced a nice steady beat wow what fun ;), misc. bottles and containers, I once rode a corona bottle to the delight of some guys but that wasn't very pleasant, the guys said I had a look of pleasure on my face but it was actually a pained look lol...
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Shortly after I started masturbating, I saw some magazines of people fucking. I thought, what a wonderful conception! So, having a large teddybear, it wasn't long before my little cock was busy between "her" legs! (I had to change it to the "her"). I had to do some clean-up often.....




Some things girls might use, (besides those listed already):

Handle of a large screwdriver
Banana... both with skin on and off...
Golf club grip
Flashlight (Torch) (various sizes)
Broom handle
Dancing_Doll
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I have used candles, bananas, and ice cubes...
Then I graduated to the toy store!