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What is your ideal man?
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Wise Ass
You sighs
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Quote by Dudealicious
You sighs
Haha.. funny
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Rocker of the cocker
Can I just have both of you?
Wild at Heart
Colin Ferrel's face with Shaquille O'Neil's dick and Daniel day lewis' talent. <-- All Irish, so it's not weird.
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Jon Hamm, the end.
He has to be smart, funny, confident, laid back, down to earth and sexy as hell, must have short hair or shaved head, rugged good looks, a sparkle in his eye, great smile, he must be fit but not muscle bound, have a great arse and thighs, and have body hair, good hygiene, be adventurous, willing to try anything once, and able to laugh at himself.
Artistic Tart
Ideal man:
Dark Skin
Low body fat but not skinny
Bossy when I need direction
Passive when I need room to breathe and be independent
Wealthy but not vain
Driven but not single-minded
Reads the parts of my mind that I want to share, nothing more
Adjustable Penis size and shape
That's a good start.
Dark Skin
Low body fat but not skinny
Bossy when I need direction
Passive when I need room to breathe and be independent
Wealthy but not vain
Driven but not single-minded
Reads the parts of my mind that I want to share, nothing more
Adjustable Penis size and shape
That's a good start.
Wild at Heart
Quote by LadyX
Ideal man:
Dark Skin
Low body fat but not skinny
Bossy when I need direction
Passive when I need room to breathe and be independent
Wealthy but not vain
Driven but not single-minded
Reads the parts of my mind that I want to share, nothing more
Adjustable Penis size and shape
That's a good start.
So he doesn't have to be smart? You have a waiting list I can scribble my name on or anything?
Artistic Tart
I can handle the smart part, if I have to. But ideally, yes, it's best if he can form complete sentences (in between his gift-giving and oral sex).
Wild at Heart
Quote by LadyX
I can handle the smart part, if I have to. But ideally, yes, it's best if he can form complete sentences (in between his gift-giving and oral sex).
You want him to receive oral sex from you whenever you're craving some long hard shaft? Fuck, you ARE my fantasy girl.
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My ideal man?
The one I married.
'Nuff said.
The one I married.
'Nuff said.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Alpha Blonde
Hmm... off the top of my head:
- Physically fit and athletic
- Mischievous eyes
- Well groomed and man-scaped
- Motivated and ambitious
- An intelligent and active mind
- Strong sex drive and adventurous/dirty in bed (and elsewhere)
- Loyalty and integrity
- A bit unconventional and twisted, but not criminally so
- Confident in who he is (ie. Not a scenester, a player or a narcissist)
- A communicator
- Passionate and outspoken about what matters (assertive)
- Playful, sarcastic sense of humour
- Enjoys some kind of artistic output as an interest/hobby (ie. writing, music, or fine arts)
- Sees me as a team player in life’s adventures but treats me like a goddess along the way
- Physically fit and athletic
- Mischievous eyes
- Well groomed and man-scaped
- Motivated and ambitious
- An intelligent and active mind
- Strong sex drive and adventurous/dirty in bed (and elsewhere)
- Loyalty and integrity
- A bit unconventional and twisted, but not criminally so
- Confident in who he is (ie. Not a scenester, a player or a narcissist)
- A communicator
- Passionate and outspoken about what matters (assertive)
- Playful, sarcastic sense of humour
- Enjoys some kind of artistic output as an interest/hobby (ie. writing, music, or fine arts)
- Sees me as a team player in life’s adventures but treats me like a goddess along the way
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Quote by Slow_Curves_Ahead
He has to be smart, funny, confident, laid back, down to earth and sexy as hell, must have short hair or shaved head, rugged good looks, a sparkle in his eye, great smile, he must be fit but not muscle bound, have a great arse and thighs, and have body hair, good hygiene, be adventurous, willing to try anything once, and able to laugh at himself.
snap...
"I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing." - Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Women
Well girls you have already made our list for us:
- Physically fit and athletic
- Mischievous eyes
- Well groomed and man-scaped
- Motivated and ambitious
- An intelligent and active mind
- Strong sex drive and adventurous/dirty in bed (and elsewhere)
- Loyalty and integrity
- A bit unconventional and twisted, but not criminally so
- Confident in who he is (ie. Not a scenester, a player or a narcissist)
- A communicator
- Passionate and outspoken about what matters (assertive)
- Playful, sarcastic sense of humour
- Enjoys some kind of artistic output as an interest/hobby (ie. writing, music, or fine arts)
- Sees me as a team player in life’s adventures but treats me like a goddess along the way
Plus: He has to be smart, funny, confident, laid back, down to earth and sexy as hell, must have short hair or shaved head, rugged good looks, a sparkle in his eye, great smile, he must be fit but not muscle bound, have a great arse and thighs, and have body hair, good hygiene, be adventurous, willing to try anything once, and able to laugh at himself.
YUP, I agree!!
- Physically fit and athletic
- Mischievous eyes
- Well groomed and man-scaped
- Motivated and ambitious
- An intelligent and active mind
- Strong sex drive and adventurous/dirty in bed (and elsewhere)
- Loyalty and integrity
- A bit unconventional and twisted, but not criminally so
- Confident in who he is (ie. Not a scenester, a player or a narcissist)
- A communicator
- Passionate and outspoken about what matters (assertive)
- Playful, sarcastic sense of humour
- Enjoys some kind of artistic output as an interest/hobby (ie. writing, music, or fine arts)
- Sees me as a team player in life’s adventures but treats me like a goddess along the way
Plus: He has to be smart, funny, confident, laid back, down to earth and sexy as hell, must have short hair or shaved head, rugged good looks, a sparkle in his eye, great smile, he must be fit but not muscle bound, have a great arse and thighs, and have body hair, good hygiene, be adventurous, willing to try anything once, and able to laugh at himself.
YUP, I agree!!
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my guy.. is my ideal man... period..
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Quote by Kimasa
I wouldn't want a man to be perfect
It's his imperfections that make him more interesting
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
Clumeleon
Despite being straight, the 'perfect man' was an art teacher at my high school. I would have turned in an instant for him.
He isn't devastatingly attractive, but he is good-looking and rugged.
He is clever and artistic (obviously) and taught me a lot about life in my teenage years.
He has a fantastic, dry, sarcastic (and dark) sense of humour.
He doesn't pull punches when saying exactly what he thinks.
He is a wonderful actor and director.
He is a great husband and a doting father.
Find me the female version of him, please?
He isn't devastatingly attractive, but he is good-looking and rugged.
He is clever and artistic (obviously) and taught me a lot about life in my teenage years.
He has a fantastic, dry, sarcastic (and dark) sense of humour.
He doesn't pull punches when saying exactly what he thinks.
He is a wonderful actor and director.
He is a great husband and a doting father.
Find me the female version of him, please?
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Quote by LadyX
Ideal man:
Adjustable Penis size and shape
How about a swiss army contraption down there? ;) The entertainment value might be as good as the sex factor... lol
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- Physically fit and athletic, but not the perfect specimen
- Open-minded in everything
- Well groomed but also a bit rough in appearance
- Long Hair, preferably dark hair
- Motivated
- Confident
- Intelligent, but not arrogant
- A great, maybe even a little twisted sense of humor
- Adventurous/dirty in bed, wiling to push the envelope
- Loyal
- Honest
- Passionate about what is important to him
- Playful
- An equal
- Willing to share!
- Open-minded in everything
- Well groomed but also a bit rough in appearance
- Long Hair, preferably dark hair
- Motivated
- Confident
- Intelligent, but not arrogant
- A great, maybe even a little twisted sense of humor
- Adventurous/dirty in bed, wiling to push the envelope
- Loyal
- Honest
- Passionate about what is important to him
- Playful
- An equal
- Willing to share!
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Let me clarify my post, once I stopped looking for certain things in my "ideal guy", like he had to be so tall,, etc, etc., I found THE guy who didn't fit all of my previous definitions, but he damn well made my heart do things it never had before. If you're looking for a guy to shag, sure, be picky, if you're looking for the ONE, throw out those ideals...and you'll be surprised at who shows up.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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ideal man?
someone not perfect and who'll accept me and love me even if I'm the meanest bitch around due to PMS and still hug me even if I was mean.
someone not perfect and who'll accept me and love me even if I'm the meanest bitch around due to PMS and still hug me even if I was mean.
Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...
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A very creative one ! X