I share everything so nothing is a secret.
I'm a shape-shifting alien that loves to pretend to be a human female. I was sent on an exploration mission but refused to go back when I found out about human sex!
Well I feel like masterbating is a naughty secret just for me. As far as something dirty that's also a secret, I get wet when I suck dick. It really turns me on having a hard dick in my mouth and I love making it part of foreplay.
Occasionally I will throw my legs over my head & cum in my own mouth. Naughty? YES But it's SOOOoooo awesome*
I love peeing as soon as I cum. It doesn’t matter which corner of the house I am masterbating.
I like anal play and prostate play. My wife is barely interested in sex at all and we have sex maybe once every 6 weeks or so, so I’ll masturbate. It started off as wondering what prostate stimulation felt like, so a couple of long thin toys were bought and they didn’t really do much. Then I bought a small butt plug. Must be about an inch diameter and about 5 inches long with three small bulbs along its length.
Pumping this in and out is nice, I was getting somewhere so I upgraded to about 1.75” diameter and 8” long with loads of small ribs down the length. This hit the spot perfectly and is my go to toy for my alone time.
I’ve recently bought a doc Jonson b10 bombshell and can that all in. That feels amazingly full as I slowly pump that in and out.
I think I manage to get about 1 day a fortnight when I can spend a few of hours playing with my collection.
I love Double Penetration but I only can get it a few times a year. Maybe for Christmas I will be naughty.
I only keep it a secret on Lush because I'll violate ToS if I share it here. :-(
Secret from who? I mean, I don't go around telling people that I like being beaten until I'm purple and it hurts to sit down for days. It would be pretty weird to volunteer something like that. But it's not exactly a secret?
When I masturbate, I like to simulate I'm making out with someone, that's why I always use my left shoulder (the part right above my armpit) as a mouth to kiss. When I feel even more kinky, I spit on it and kiss my saliva.
I'm changing my secret. I haven't decided to what yet, but this one was a little too crazy I've realized!
I don't keep secrets, but I can be economical with whom I share everything with. It depends on the level of security clearance I've given them.
Unless you refer to ones significant other who should have access to all top secret files otherwise it can be deceitful.