Batman, Julius Caesar, Sherlock Holmes, William Wallace, Darth Vader, Michael Corleone, cleopatra, real or make believe, who are you going to fuck? How, where?
WTF Sirene? The guy's wife wore the trousers in THAT palace. He was no man...LOL
Thomas Jefferson. Maybe Poe. Would love to say Wilde, but he probably would not have given me the chance. I'll probably have to amend this.
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I'm a loner, Dottie. A Rebel...
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Nikola Tesla, Harry Houdini, a Citizen Kane era Orson Welles, Batman, and those sexy, brooding Bronte creations - - - Heathcliff & Mr. Rochester!
Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'd fuck that man senseless. Unf.
Tom Marvolo Riddle AKA Voldemort !
Thought of another historical figure Sappho. Wonder if she would write a poem of our fuck session?
Isabella Maria "Bella" Swan
Helen of Troy and Nefertiti. Two most beautiful women in history? Yes please!
Yes they are the most beautiful.
i'd fuck charlie sheen before he got all crazy
Cleopatra. That would make me the equal of Ceasar and Mark Anthony.
Absolutely, without a doubt, Jimmy Stewart. Sexy, talented, gorgeous, smart, strong, noble, honest, faithful Jimmy Stewart.
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Reading these replies I am reminded about the time Superman decided to fuck Wonder Woman. Super man was flying around as he often does and he saw Wonder Woman lying spread eagle in a field with no pants on. Superman thought that was an 'open' invitation, so he swooped down, closed his eyes and immediately thrust his super cock into her vagina until he exploded into an orgasm.
"How did you like that Wonder Woman?" Superman asked as he pulled his tights back up.
"I can't answer that Superman," answered Wonder Woman, "Maybe you should ask the Invisible Man, he was fucking me until you swooped down and pounded him in the asshole."
That would be an awfully long list. I'd probably start with Achilles, maybe in a threesome with Helen of Troy, and then accompany Odysseus on his journey home. Naturally, he and his men would have their way with me along the way, often. Fitzwilliam Darcy, of course, after he had spanked me. There isn't a much nicer thought in all of literature than myself bare bottomed across Mr. Darcy's lap. Both Snape and Sirius Black of course, maybe both at the same time. Westley the farm boy from The Princess Bride. The Vampire Lestat before he was turned. Joe Pike and Elvis Cole, separately and together. Ranger, of course. I could could come up with a couple of dozen just from detective fiction alone.
Historically, I'd start with Julius Caesar. The Greeks seemed to stodgy and philosophical for my tastes, but the Romans were all party guys. My knowledge of Rome starts with Julius Caesar though, so that's as far back as I could go. Mark Anthony and Cleopatra. Cleopatra would already be familiar to me from our threesome with Julius Caesar, so it would be getting back with an old friend. Most of my familiarity with history comes from reading historical novels and romances, so I'd probably get the fictional characters confused with the real ones.
Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp and in all his movie roles.
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