Banana, cucumber, flashlight, bed post, gear shift in a car
Miss Daisy; Would you be so kind as to enlighten us..Colt 45. Is that a hand gun? or could that be a name of a beer ? Already know.
nice thread..... thanks for the education.
Cucumber, beer bottle, wine bottle, and golf ball.
Gear shift, deodorant can, beer bottle, golf balls, walking stick, broom handles, iPhone, cricket bat handle, my hockey stick... Can't think of too many more weird ones
Coke bottle
strawberries
ice cubes
cucumber
banana
carrot
As I've mentioned before, I'm pretty jealous of all the possibilities that women have to pleasure themselves. I have a plunger with a ribbed handle that I always imagine my wife using to get herself off. It is too big for my ass, otherwise I'd try it out.
I knew a woman that was so horny and alone. She couldn't satisfy herself with just her fingers. She went to the fridge and took out a wiener. Yrp. Worked well until she got a bit carried away with it and it broke off inside her cunt! Took a trip to the doc to fish it out!!
When I was young,cucumber, brush handle...then I found a vibe in my moms closet! As I got older, had a lot of strange men in there, lol
Candles, cucumbers, zucchinis, hairbrush handle, bananas with condoms on them, plastic tampon tubes.
Pencils,Textas,brush handle,coke bottle ,beer bottle,deodorant can,hockey stick handle,a bumpy glass ornament,banana,cucumber,,,,
