Ahhh Remember, you know I love your posts.....
I would ask him where the nearest sex shop was so I could buy some new sex toys that DO give satisfaction...
Do you think maybe I should run up to him and tell him that my sex toys aren't satisfying me and ask him if he wants to come home with me so he can fuck my brains out? That still wouldn't guarantee satisfaction.
I would avoid him and go to a newsagents to get a BIG bar of Dairy Milk 'cos if sex toys can't please me, sugar definitely will.
To replace my toy with something that will satisfy me as soon as possible