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askhim
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Ever used something to please yourself other than an actual "toy"? :P
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What do you mean?
Dancing_Doll
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I think he probably means using things like a banana, a candle, a hairbrush handle, the movement of a washing machine, or a cellphone set to vibrate?

Basically the creative things you use before you graduate to the world of sex toys.

That's my guess (not my confession)...
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I think he probably means using things like a banana, a candle, a hairbrush handle, the movement of a washing machine, or a cellphone set to vibrate?

Basically the creative things you use before you graduate to the world of sex toys.

That's my guess (not my confession)...



you left out sewing machine table legs... this is what having a seamstress living next door teaches you.

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electric toothbrush handle
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A man?
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lol @ rosie
AriannaK
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besides rosie's suggestion... bananas..
RebeccaUK
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shower head can be fun
Nikki703
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I have used a Shower Head and Jets from my hot tub. When I was a teen, I have used a banana before I got my first toy. And when I had my Motorcycle, the vibrations combined with rush from riding was fun too sometimes.
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And when I had my Motorcycle, the vibrations combined with rush from riding was fun too sometimes.



oh hell yeah

there is nothing like straddling a 500 pound 4 cylinder vibrator at 80 miles an hour!!!
askhim
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no food products? hair brush handles... or anything??
thepainter
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Chainsaw. Only once though.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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used a banana once -it was hard and yellow when i began and by the time i was done with it, it had turned black and into mush -not a good tool unless you like banana soup for sex
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