What is in your toy chest? Vibes? Dills? Strap-ons? If you tell me about yours I will tell you about mine.ZPsfDwNqJzOsMdEf
Ha!! more like a bedside cabinet that really needs a padlock.
I recently invested in the scariest hugest dildo you have ever seen, The guy in the shop refused to sell it without lube!! and it's far too big but very enjoyable.
I have to say, that I have pretty much everything in my toy chest :0)
My mother would dis-own me!
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Hi Smiler and welcome.
Geesh I feel like I step into an AA meeting sometimes. LMAO!
I'm the biggest freak around. I don't even have a toy chest!
I bet you have a great 'toy chest' Sweet.
And welcome to u, also.
Time to put my toy away.
Bat
oooo bat, that didn't come out right.
It went in right and out and in . . .
Now it needs to be put away till later.
Daaa.
Sounded like you had the toy for yourself. LOL.
Don't worry, I know better.
Nope, she left for work.
She can take it out later and play with it again tonight.
tonight, tonight. Tonight is something special.
Bat
Melly and I were in a porn shop in Canada and I started looking at the double headed dills. There were lots of different colors and sizes. I had an 18 incher in my hand when Melly came up behind me and was looking over my shoulder. She said, "Don't even think about putting that thing in me." I laughed and then picked up the 14 inch one. Eventually I talked her into buying it for me. It turns out that the 14 incher is too small. LOL I had thought to use it like a strap-on and bend it in the middle and we would both have it in us. The 14 when bent like that only gives you about 5 inches in each of us and it keeps poping out.
We did find that it was perfect for sitting in the tub facing each other. Of course then there is all the water that gets sloshed out on the floor, but the clean up is worth the fun. LOL
LOL That's funny.
Hey Bat! What's so special about tonight?
OK a follow up question to go with this one. You first time over at a guys place and you notice that he has a toy box. A. do you have to sneak a peek and see what is inside? B. whether you look or not do you ever see him again?
Nor this morning.
And it's a warm-up for tonight.
Sweet one, does there need to be a reson for ' tonight' ?
We just want it to be - so it will be.
All day long it's phone call and notes left.
Stuff like that to make it special.
Bat
I don't have a toy chest, I have a bag full of toys..(just like santa). Easier to hide and easier to take along. It's just a small collection.
Funny story about toy collections...If you have kids you need a padlock. Reason being: I was visiting a friend
one day several years back, in fact, she had a lot of company that night. Her kids were playing in her bedroom when suddenly we hear them begin to argue and fight. They burst from her bedroom and the little girl was saying, "Mommy! I wanna play with the purple rocket!" At the same time, the little boy is playing keep away and running around the room with a very large purple vibrator....
If you don't want visitors to see your toys, keep them locked up. LMAO!
That's funny as hell. Reminds me of the vid of granny making pancakes using the girls vibe to mix the batter with.
I have been told by experts that the rolls royce of Dildo's is called
the Lelo Iris
Now reverse the question..what do guys have in their bedside table
I just checked mine ..OMG..what a mess
I must say, that looks pretty darn realistic. I laughed when I saw the "Kong" name.
The first vibe I bought was in college. It was 8 inches and it pluged into the wall. I didn't know it then, but it was like three times as powerful as a battery one. I called it "Big Mo" and it always made my toes curl. About a year ago it got a little rip just under the head. It just kept getting bigger until it fell off. I was heart broken.30UX0QQDKLL9ZXND
Genny