Advanced Wordsmith
What is in your toy chest? Vibes? Dills? Strap-ons? If you tell me about yours I will tell you about mine.NLj0JBDcTphWUOYE
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Ha!! more like a bedside cabinet that really needs a padlock.
I recently invested in the scariest hugest dildo you have ever seen, The guy in the shop refused to sell it without lube!! and it's far too big but very enjoyable.
I have to say, that I have pretty much everything in my toy chest :0)
My mother would dis-own me!
I recently invested in the scariest hugest dildo you have ever seen, The guy in the shop refused to sell it without lube!! and it's far too big but very enjoyable.
I have to say, that I have pretty much everything in my toy chest :0)
My mother would dis-own me!
A Professional Writer is an amateur who didn't quit"
Active Ink Slinger
I bet you have a great 'toy chest' Sweet.
And welcome to u, also.
Time to put my toy away.
Bat
And welcome to u, also.
Time to put my toy away.
Bat
Active Ink Slinger
It went in right and out and in . . .
Now it needs to be put away till later.
Daaa.
Now it needs to be put away till later.
Daaa.
Active Ink Slinger
Nope, she left for work.
She can take it out later and play with it again tonight.
tonight, tonight. Tonight is something special.
Bat
She can take it out later and play with it again tonight.
tonight, tonight. Tonight is something special.
Bat
Advanced Wordsmith
Melly and I were in a porn shop in Canada and I started looking at the double headed dills. There were lots of different colors and sizes. I had an 18 incher in my hand when Melly came up behind me and was looking over my shoulder. She said, "Don't even think about putting that thing in me." I laughed and then picked up the 14 inch one. Eventually I talked her into buying it for me. It turns out that the 14 incher is too small. LOL I had thought to use it like a strap-on and bend it in the middle and we would both have it in us. The 14 when bent like that only gives you about 5 inches in each of us and it keeps poping out.
We did find that it was perfect for sitting in the tub facing each other. Of course then there is all the water that gets sloshed out on the floor, but the clean up is worth the fun. LOL
We did find that it was perfect for sitting in the tub facing each other. Of course then there is all the water that gets sloshed out on the floor, but the clean up is worth the fun. LOL
Active Ink Slinger
OK a follow up question to go with this one. You first time over at a guys place and you notice that he has a toy box. A. do you have to sneak a peek and see what is inside? B. whether you look or not do you ever see him again?
Lush Legend
I got lotsa toys.....
I would choose B and yes Orion......
I would choose B and yes Orion......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Active Ink Slinger
Nor this morning.
And it's a warm-up for tonight.
Sweet one, does there need to be a reson for ' tonight' ?
We just want it to be - so it will be.
All day long it's phone call and notes left.
Stuff like that to make it special.
Bat
And it's a warm-up for tonight.
Sweet one, does there need to be a reson for ' tonight' ?
We just want it to be - so it will be.
All day long it's phone call and notes left.
Stuff like that to make it special.
Bat
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I bet you have a great 'toy chest' Sweet.
And welcome to u, also.
Time to put my toy away.
Bat
Yes, you could take an eye out with that.
And thanks for the welcome!
Quote by roccotool
Sweet, you just have other ways of getting off. That's all there is to it.
True.
Or I could just be easily amused.
Seeker
I don't have a toy chest, I have a bag full of toys..(just like santa). Easier to hide and easier to take along. It's just a small collection.
Funny story about toy collections...If you have kids you need a padlock. Reason being: I was visiting a friend
one day several years back, in fact, she had a lot of company that night. Her kids were playing in her bedroom when suddenly we hear them begin to argue and fight. They burst from her bedroom and the little girl was saying, "Mommy! I wanna play with the purple rocket!" At the same time, the little boy is playing keep away and running around the room with a very large purple vibrator....
If you don't want visitors to see your toys, keep them locked up. LMAO!
Funny story about toy collections...If you have kids you need a padlock. Reason being: I was visiting a friend
one day several years back, in fact, she had a lot of company that night. Her kids were playing in her bedroom when suddenly we hear them begin to argue and fight. They burst from her bedroom and the little girl was saying, "Mommy! I wanna play with the purple rocket!" At the same time, the little boy is playing keep away and running around the room with a very large purple vibrator....
If you don't want visitors to see your toys, keep them locked up. LMAO!
Quote by smiler77
I recently invested in the scariest hugest dildo you have ever seen, The guy in the shop refused to sell it without lube!! and it's far too big but very enjoyable.
I wonder if I just purchased the same one you did, Smiler? Probably not, my new one's only 9 or 10", but that's scary enough for me! I'm widdle!
Otherwise, I've got 'old faithful', a nice comfy penis-cast dildo that I've had since my second year in college...kind of like a security blanket for me. Been there through good times and bad.
Also, I've got a double-ender that's about 12"...much merriment to be had with the right female partner! And that's about all I've got, other than some really good scented oils and lubes... Toys don't do me any good unless they're in the shape of a dick...I've got to have the contour of the head rubbing past my g-spot, otherwise my fingers will do just as well!
Lia
Mr Nobody
I have been told by experts that the rolls royce of Dildo's is called
the Lelo Iris
the Lelo Iris
Mr Nobody
Now reverse the question..what do guys have in their bedside table
I just checked mine ..OMG..what a mess
I just checked mine ..OMG..what a mess
If anyone's looking to send a Christmas gift to a girl they only know from a message board, I'd gladly accept this:
http://www.sextoysmadness.com/Product-Squirting-Realistic-Dildo_37036.aspx
anyone know what the 'cum' recipe might consist of? On second thought, the best part of a that whole experience is what he feels like when he's cumming, not the liquid itself...
In that case, any of the life-size, life-shape category will suffice. Merry Christmas!
http://www.sextoysmadness.com/Product-Squirting-Realistic-Dildo_37036.aspx
anyone know what the 'cum' recipe might consist of? On second thought, the best part of a that whole experience is what he feels like when he's cumming, not the liquid itself...
In that case, any of the life-size, life-shape category will suffice. Merry Christmas!
Advanced Wordsmith
The first vibe I bought was in college. It was 8 inches and it pluged into the wall. I didn't know it then, but it was like three times as powerful as a battery one. I called it "Big Mo" and it always made my toes curl. About a year ago it got a little rip just under the head. It just kept getting bigger until it fell off. I was heart broken.nE0MyR52GD0PBR22
Genny
Genny
Advanced Wordsmith
Last year we bought a new strapless strap-on. It is called a feedoe. Look at it at www.feeldoe.com once you get used to how to use it, it's the best. 
Genny
Genny
Lush Legend
mmm I like that a lot G.....very interesting indeed......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Quote by DBarclay
I have been told by experts that the rolls royce of Dildo's is called
the Lelo Iris
Ejem! I've been doing some research.....heh heh
http://www.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=femme&groupName=IRIS
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."