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Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.CnWsvY2vSmQAQiyf
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Nah half the fun is finding out biggrin
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Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.Cm9fEMrUdgcsonv9


This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Good one OG.VOkWEA9T8IZwuErd
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Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.KB6Mnc11ncf8oIgy


This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Good one OG.94ci4joUex5Gz9Xu



You to? lol
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Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.9GiJXSR02wxeEQvI


This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Good one OG.UFwGjzQnsVPKdQxc


I laughed so hard when I heard this. But why a government department? It would take months to get the information you wanted!



Months? Months you say? Since when can you get information from the government in mere months?? Besides, it will take years of studies, put into commities, re-studied, environmental impact studies, financial studies, etc. And that doesn't even count the bickering, challenging and protesting of both houses and political parties about who came up with the idea first. Of course, somebody will claim a "patent" and then all the court challenges all the way to the Supreme Court! And then, there will be fighting to see who the "Role Model" will be..... Don't forget the Pres! He'll want to put is cents into everything!



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Months? Months you say? Since when can you get information from the government in mere months?? Besides, it will take years of studies, put into commities, re-studied, environmental impact studies, financial studies, etc. And that doesn't even count the bickering, challenging and protesting of both houses and political parties about who came up with the idea first. Of course, somebody will claim a "patent" and then all the court challenges all the way to the Supreme Court! And then, there will be fighting to see who the "Role Model" will be..... Don't forget the Pres! He'll want to put is cents into everything!


Oh, how right you are, Ice. I miss those far too recent, Good Old Days - when our Chief Executive merely delegated every little detail to war profiteers or completely unqualified morons, posing as favor-repaid political appointees. Where is FEMA when we need them most!

Those were the days!

In an effort to avoid threadjack hyperbole, Ministry of Cocks wouldn't fly in America. We'd need a Department of The Dicks. We have many of those now, but hell, Dept of Homeland Security was such a good idea. Ooops, there I go again. Gawddamnit!

Sorry.
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Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.xUsMceLkLwYUu7Hk


This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Good one OG.UJ2rZ8ZC540TNJn9


I laughed so hard when I heard this. But why a government department? It would take months to get the information you wanted!


And the stats would be skewed, for sure.
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I'd like to apply : )
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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Meh, this from a country trying to drag itself out of 60 plus years of moribund Socialism and central planning and control? Took me over 7 months while living there to see a doctor to diagnose a torn rotator cuff .....no, with our U.S. gov't headed in a historically-proven backwards direction, I would advise staying as far from any Ministers or ministries as possible. Those 'other' ministries' might be apt to tell you what you can and can't do with it too!

I suppose for some being able to give their size in metric measurements it might make them feel better....
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I'd like to apply : )


I volunteer to be measured... if a willing Lushie can be found to take the measurements! It'll have to be taken when I'm extremely excited. Wouldn't want to be misrepresented...
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Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.eSwSFXWW01qk0XuP


This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Good one OG.zSKD4V9pbS8b43G6



You to? lol

Yes me to, but I am sad to say at 70 years old the length my dick is now calculated in wrinkles and not inches as in my youth.
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This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Good one OG.GWt9y8nYjr6Rpq1e



You to? lol

Yes me to, but I am sad to say at 70 years old the length my dick is now calculated in wrinkles and not inches as in my youth.


We should introduce you to a fellow lushie called Rumpleforeskin.
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Not a good idea... then every woman in America would be at my door... sad lol silly
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OMG! Penis socialism! I LOVE it! ...but since everyone but me is terrified of government overreach, we may have to settle for something like Penis Facebook, a private sector corporation that offers a worldwide registry of cock data.

We can start right here! Lush can require all their members to post avatars of their physical attributes... Photos of their cocks for guys and breasts for gals. Who's in?!
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The Ministry of Cocks? Make it religious, Reverand Tallywhacker.