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Oops! Sorry. Wandered into the wrong room again. (Where's the bar?)




In other words, shadow, there's still a chance?
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[quoteOops! Sorry. Wandered into the wrong room again. (Where's the bar?)
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Follow me, right this way. Scotch? Beer? Wine? We have it all Sir. Just sign here for the tab. Oh and may I say Sir, Welcome to the Hotel California.
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such a lovely place, such a lovely face,

plenty of room at the Hotel California.....any time of the year you can find it here......

ejem....oh sorry got caught up in the song.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Well as long as he knows he can check in but he can't check out.
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Well as long as he knows he can check in but he can't check out.



Oh he can check out at anytime he likes, but he can never leave......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Scotch? Beer? Wine?


You know, I don't think we've had that spirit here since....1959.
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You guys crack me up. One little line and you run with it. Run, run run away. my little runaway. shit. now theres another one in my head.

*heads off to find ASP and the bar*
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You guys crack me up. One little line and you run with it. Run, run run away. my little runaway. shit. now theres another one in my head.

*heads off to find ASP and the bar*


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"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Hey, get a big table for all of us at the bar, Chef. It sounds like we're all ready to do some karaoke.eftXH0LaRX8gJvzL I'll save a chair and have Tech sit on my lap.
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I've been following the posts on this thread, and we just may have the makings of a great song. We could call it--'California Hotels', or something like that. Yeah, I can see it.
Another one, bartender! Make it a double.

"Plenty of room at the hotels of Californ--No! Welcome to the hotels of California..." It's coming. I can feel it.
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I've been following the posts on this thread, and we just may have the makings of a great song. We could call it--'California Hotels', or something like that. Yeah, I can see it.
Another one, bartender! Make it a double.

"Plenty of room at the hotels of Californ--No! Welcome to the hotels of California..." It's coming. I can feel it.


You asked for it - would it go something like this?

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OMG yes that song ROCKS!!!!!!..........

*as I sway back and forth with my lighter*
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nah, that's not it.
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Yeah, that's it, Lush. Throw in a few accordians and we can can do the cha-cha to it.
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nah, that's not it.


then which one is it? That's the one I was singing.....lol
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Mumbles, next will be Fleetwood Mac, and I'll have to flee the room...
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nah, that's not it.


Did you listen to all of it Chef, that's Hotel California, or were you thinking of something else?
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nah, that's not it.


Did you listen to all of it Chef, that's Hotel California, or were you thinking of something else?


When chef said "nah, that's not it", I thought she was teasing. Were ya chef?

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yes baby, I was. Good catch. LOL
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More than likely. *hugz*
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"Get a room!"
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I got owned
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Wait! That band called their song "Hotel California"? Wow! That was quick. This is a popular thread...(no royalties for me)
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I got owned


me too...... .....lol
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Yeah, he is cause you know he'd want to watch. PpppHhhhBBbbbTTTttt!! *thats a raz-berry for you!) lol