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Sexiest Things For Men To Be Caught Doing?

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Lots of good answers here!

swinging hammers, chopping wood, working on cars, fixing things around the house, untying/tying a tie, working out, shaving, dressing: all of these work in a very primal way!
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Coming home...

Id love to come home to u
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Lighting a fag


if lighting a fag means hurting him then you are a sick person. seek help. If not sorry
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if lighting a fag means hurting him then you are a sick person. seek help. If not sorry


'fag' = cigarette in Brit-speak (UK slang).
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Stroking his beard as he ponders something, while wearing a wristwatch. Or untying his tie.
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Trespassing on private property!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Hhhmmm...I've managed to break into Sprite and jollylolly's place, and now I'm standing in the kitchen, checking my watch while untying my tie and pondering what to cook for her after I clean her kitchen, wash her dishes and carry out the trash. Decision, Decisions, Decisions...!!


Rick
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Hhhmmm...I've managed to break into Sprite and jollylolly's place, and now I'm standing in the kitchen, checking my watch while untying my tie and pondering what to cook for her after I clean her kitchen, wash her dishes and carry out the trash. Decision, Decisions, Decisions...!!


Rick


hint: i love to cook, i don't mind taking out the trash, i hate doing dishes... smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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My man plays a lot of different instruments. He plays guitar, drums, bass, and a few more. I find him playing the drums particularly sexy. He plays a lot of hardcore music so when he plays the drums he is very aggressive with it. it really is a work out for him and a very sexy workout for me to watch...
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No one said when he washes and details her car .
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Lighting a fag





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'fag' = cigarette in Brit-speak (UK slang).


I am so sorry I hope you understand the in USA that is a BAD slang for gay man. did not know that was Brit slang
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Apparently seeing me chopping wood lights my lady's fire. I split a cord for her last Sunday and she was on fire Monday morning. Just to be on the safe side I hosed her down twice then made sure to hold my hand on the warm spot to check that it had cooled down enough to be left unattended.
It may be a little cliche, but I love to watch a guy masturbating when he thinks nobody's watching. I catch one of my office mates jerking off sometimes, reading Lush. I usually discretely enjoy myself too.
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I love watching my man having a shower. Sometimes I even help her washing his back, his cock, his ass...
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Just wondering what your expert lady opinions are on Male behaviours, Is there something that a male may see as a typical or usual task that you find sexy? (Shaving, Getting Dressed, etc) (This doesn't limit to just the bedroom, but anywhere) Please share your insights!


Loving on my babies, doing the laundry, doing dishes, ironing for me.

Makes me want to fuck him dry.
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Spending time on things in the house without asking for sure.
But also when I wake and come out of bed and he is fixing a breakfast for me ( that is a back to bed thanks)

And well just catching him looking at me, the look that makes me know he still wants, love and fuck me as his lover. Melts me.
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Apparently seeing me chopping wood lights my lady's fire. I split a cord for her last Sunday and she was on fire Monday morning. Just to be on the safe side I hosed her down twice then made sure to hold my hand on the warm spot to check that it had cooled down enough to be left unattended.


LOL
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Nothing in this world than waking up and finding your man watching you sleep. Unless he is holding a knife.
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The sexiest thing for my man to be caught doing is working on anything out in the garage with his ass crack showing, working on his bike or any vehicle, mowing the grass, working in the yard, and also MASTURBATING. I love it!! biggrin
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I forgot to add, being a good dad. That is very sexy ?
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Playing with animals. Cooking, cleaning. Fixing or washing a car. Stepping out of the shower. Walking out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist. Chopping wood (this is more fantasy in my case, as most guys know just buy their wood already chopped).

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Well one time I arrived early and caught Steve trying to bake me a cake. It was so darling and sweet and even though the cake did not turn out too well I rewarded him with a special evening and gave him "A for effort".
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I love it when he cleans or makes dinner for me. Even if it just a bowel on ramen noodles. It shows me he really loves me, and makes me horny
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When a man builds something, I'm not sure why but I think it is a bit sexy seeing him working with his hands.
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Honestly I love it when men clean but that's because I'm lazy or when I clean I heavy duty clean. But for me I love it when a man reads an actual book or is playing with dogs. For me I love a man whose comfortable in who he is.
I love a man who cooks
Sassy scary cute <3
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Hugging his kids, kissing his baby, washing dishes. (I would say cooking but Shaman don't cook!)
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Nothing in this world than waking up and finding your man watching you sleep. Unless he is holding a knife.


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driving
smoking
DIY
working on cars or bikes
dressing for work
drinking whisky
the list goes on and on