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Advanced Wordsmith
Are those boobs real?
C'mon guys, if you can't tell real tits from silicone, then just maybe you're still too young to be playing with them.
C'mon guys, if you can't tell real tits from silicone, then just maybe you're still too young to be playing with them.
Forum Whore
"Are you pregnant or just fat?" 
I believe the phrase "Fuck you" is appropriate there.
I believe the phrase "Fuck you" is appropriate there.
Advanced Wordsmith
Amen (or should we use Awomen?) to that, lydiababy6969.
Why are you being so crabby (bitchy!)? Are you on your period, or something?
Who's your good looking friend?
(Probably the next woman you're wanting to fuck!)
Why are you being so crabby (bitchy!)? Are you on your period, or something?
Who's your good looking friend?
(Probably the next woman you're wanting to fuck!)
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Quote by Ltirashin
Why are you being so crabby (bitchy!)? Are you on your period, or something?
I was completely shocked when a female friend of mine made a comment like that about another woman. Before that, I thought that comment was just a lame comeback. After that, it gained a little more merit in my mind.
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That brings up a good point.
Why are you being so crabby (bitchy!)? Are you on your period, or something?
Is that question ok for one good female friend to say to another female friend, but not for a man to ask?
My friends and I ask that ALL the time, mostly because we more or less know when who has their period so we know we wouldn't offend.
If a good friend(guy) asked me that, I wouldn't mind, Id properly just laugh it off and point out that he had the same mood swings about a month ago...
If my boyfriend asked it, well, as long as he doesn't do it in that all sarcastic like voice, I could possibly laugh it off.
If just a random guy that happens to be in the conversation asked me that I would tell him to 'piss off' and that this is my usual bitchy mood.
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Quote by lydiababy6969
"Are you pregnant or just fat?"
I believe the phrase "Fuck you" is appropriate there.
I tell them "Fat, and my husband is psychotically protective of me, and he's right behind YOU." They seem to find a need to be elsewhere.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Quote by castlequeenQuote by lydiababy6969
"Are you pregnant or just fat?"
I believe the phrase "Fuck you" is appropriate there.
I tell them "Fat, and my husband is psychotically protective of me, and he's right behind YOU." They seem to find a need to be elsewhere.
I like that come back!
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Quote by MilfBeauty
Have you started using them Ben Wa balls I bought you for your birthday so I can feel the sides again........
My best friends husband asked her this and she knocked him put cold LOLOLOLOL
I don't blame her at all! I would do a lot more than knock a guy cold for that one.
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Quote by Guest
Is this guy your son?
I was with a roommate of mine and his gf and the cashier at a gas station asked if he was my son....omg I almost knocked the guy out...the roommate was 3 years younger than me! WTH....lol
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"Congratulations...Who's the fortunate father?"
Especially when she does not know that you've been surgically clipped, years earlier.
"Well I assume YOU ARE!"
"You know what happens when you assume?"
Especially when she does not know that you've been surgically clipped, years earlier.
"Well I assume YOU ARE!"
"You know what happens when you assume?"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Forum Whore
Quote by SilverArdorDragonQuote by castlequeenQuote by lydiababy6969
"Are you pregnant or just fat?"
I believe the phrase "Fuck you" is appropriate there.
I tell them "Fat, and my husband is psychotically protective of me, and he's right behind YOU." They seem to find a need to be elsewhere.
I like that come back!
Yeah, me too. Or I just threaten to sit on them..
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have you douched lately
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"Didn't you say you were joining a gym this year?"
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To a mother and daughter "Are you two sisters?" Why do men think that's a compliment!?