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Roxysawyer
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I'm sure you have heard a bunch. What was the funniest, the most creative, and which ones worked?
oz99
Active Ink Slinger
Not really a line, but the most clever scenario I ever heard of was a guy seeing a beautiful woman enter her apartment after they had made some small talk in laundry room. A couple of days later, knocks on her door with a plant in his hand, asks her if she would mind watching his plant for the next week while he would be gone on a business trip.

She accepted. Upon his return he collected his plant and then felt "obligated" to take her to dinner in thanks for watching and caring for his plant. 15 months later he admitted to her that he had purchased the plant 1 hour before knocking on her door initially. They eventually married and lived happily ever after. Awwww
ToshLoveCC
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Quote by oz99
Not really a line, but the most clever scenario I ever heard of was a guy seeing a beautiful woman enter her apartment after they had made some small talk in laundry room. A couple of days later, knocks on her door with a plant in his hand, asks her if she would mind watching his plant for the next week while he would be gone on a business trip.

She accepted. Upon his return he collected his plant and then felt "obligated" to take her to dinner in thanks for watching and caring for his plant. 15 months later he admitted to her that he had purchased the plant 1 hour before knocking on her door initially. They eventually married and lived happily ever after. Awwww


That's so sweet! I'm glad it ended well for them!


lindseyaggie
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I once had a guy tell me he had a special lollipop for me that got bigger as you lick it and had a creamy surprise in the middle. He unwrapped the blow pop he was holding and put it in his mouth then asked if I was interested.
flirtinginmaine
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When you see a girl at the bar, grab an ice cube and walk over to her. Take the ice cube and smash it into the bar. If it breaks, say "Now that I've broken the ice, I'm (name). Can I buy you a drink?" If it doesn't break, say "Well, that a poor attempt on my part to try and break the ice. I'm (name). Can I buy you a drink?"
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giggles... noooooo

but I might have dinner with him if that counts?
I like truthful men

jellyboobys
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best ones are with the guys that chat you up on here, some examples :
1. "hi gorgeous do you want to fuck?"
2. "hi i have a big cock"
3. "will you come over from uk to the states so i can fuck you"
4. "i got a cock like a donkey"
5. "do you want to wank but have to be quick going to work in a min""
6. "dinner ? what about a take away"
7. "hotel rooms are expensive! the back of my car is good"
8. "hurry up i need a ahit "(oh yes this one from experience)
9. "buy you underwear !! whqt's the point"
10 "hang on i can't see the football from this position"

well done guys you do well lol lol Jelly xxxx
Megis
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I want to lick you so hard. You will never forget me
Have lots of fun
PoisonIvory
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Quote by flirtinginmaine
When you see a girl at the bar, grab an ice cube and walk over to her. Take the ice cube and smash it into the bar. If it breaks, say "Now that I've broken the ice, I'm (name). Can I buy you a drink?" If it doesn't break, say "Well, that a poor attempt on my part to try and break the ice. I'm (name). Can I buy you a drink?"


LOL love it.

I have had a guy tell a friend:

Are those space pants? because that ass is out of this world.

I also had a guy write me on a different site and say :

Roses are red, violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Show me your tits. LOL
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
I've heard plenty of over-used lines, but the most embarrassing pick-up attempt happened to me in the doctor's office. My regular gynecologist was out of town, so his younger associate saw me instead. Literally right AFTER he finished my pelvic exam while I was still in the stirrups, he asked me for a date! I'm usually never at a loss for words, but that floored me!
pj2012
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I've heard plenty of over-used lines, but the most embarrassing pick-up attempt happened to me in the doctor's office. My regular gynecologist was out of town, so his younger associate saw me instead. Literally right AFTER he finished my pelvic exam while I was still in the stirrups, he asked me for a date! I'm usually never at a loss for words, but that floored me!


So did you accept?
kristin4441
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i WORK AS A BAR TENDER, IN A HOTEL BAR,LOTS OF TRAVELERS,ALWAYS HITTING ON YOU.
bEST LINE I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY 7 YEARS BEHIND THE BAR.i WEAR SLACKS ,AND AS I WAS BENDING OVER IN THE COOLER, THIS GUY SAYS HEY IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET, CAUSE I SWEAR I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR PANTS . LOL HAD TO GIVE HIM A FREEBIE THAT WAS THE BEST YET
kristin4441
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i WORK AS A BAR TENDER, IN A HOTEL BAR,LOTS OF TRAVELERS,ALWAYS HITTING ON YOU.
bEST LINE I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY 7 YEARS BEHIND THE BAR.i WEAR SLACKS ,AND AS I WAS BENDING OVER IN THE COOLER, THIS GUY SAYS HEY IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET, CAUSE I SWEAR I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR PANTS . LOL HAD TO GIVE HIM A FREEBIE THAT WAS THE BEST YET
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by pj2012


So did you accept?


No, I did not! Anyone that oblivious to tact and timing can't be good company. Besides, he was recently divorced, and it was painfully obvious why!
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Quote by BethanyFrasier
I've heard plenty of over-used lines, but the most embarrassing pick-up attempt happened to me in the doctor's office. My regular gynecologist was out of town, so his younger associate saw me instead. Literally right AFTER he finished my pelvic exam while I was still in the stirrups, he asked me for a date! I'm usually never at a loss for words, but that floored me!


That is hilarious. With you in the stirrups? He must have liked what he saw. What did you say? Hahaha. Sooo funny.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by ChuckEPoo


That is hilarious. With you in the stirrups? He must have liked what he saw. What did you say? Hahaha. Sooo funny.



NOW I think its hilarious too, but at the time, I was a bit flustered! I think I told him I was going with someone. I think I even thanked him for asking. That's how damn NICE I am! Sheesh!
Guest
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Lol. Corny ones.
You must be from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see.
So you ready to get naked? I am. Lol
I own a beaver stuffn company, want to see me work.
Want a shot of Tequila? I look better when your drunk.
So baby, are you dtf? Lol

I use to bartend. These are a few that i heard across the bar.
MarahMoriah
Active Ink Slinger
I'm into a lot of nerdy things like Dungeons and Dragons and Dragon age and so forth so i like the nerdier ones.
I think the best one i've heard was

"Whats a Lovely maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this"
Like to learn more about me? Check out my stories and see how I:

Fucked a Teacher to earn a passing grade.
Let my boyfriend use me as a trophy in a Video game contest.
Went on my first date with another man, while dating my boyfriend.
and much much more.
Guest
Lurker
Try the chat rooms here for a plethora of lame chat up lines.