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Matriarch
Wing chun.
Isn't everybody supposed to do that tonight?
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Howda sucrite.....lol...
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Wing chun.
stop showing off Lushx - what does it mean?
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I could say how to cook, or something like that. But most important is knowing how to wrap a man around her finger when she needs to. (I'm only have way kidding)
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Wing chun.
stop showing off Lushx - what does it mean?
It's the purest form of self defence.
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Gals, what one skill should a woman know?
The greatest skill needed in my opinion is learning how to live passionately, but here is a list of other essential skills needed for a woman to survive………….
Take off a bra through a shirt sleeve
Convincing yourself that taping tour breasts together to show the perfect cleavage line, won’t hurt when the tape is pulled off
Select the right color foundation
Choose he proper people to accompany you to the bathroom at the bar
Change purses with the seasons
Describe the difference between the colors "off white", "bone", and "cream"
Call someone to change a tire
Mix patterns & colors on furniture and clothing
Select a trashy novel for reading in bed
Keeping my nieces & nephews busy in order to go to the bathroom alone
Tell the difference between real Coach purses, and, knock-offs
Find the nearest Starbucks
Discuss with my husband the differences between Capri’s and cropped pants
Get makeup off a cell phone screen
Extract the good candy from the Halloween bags without anyone noticing
Make him think it's his idea
Actually download pictures from the digital camera
Create 3 or more plausible reasons to "stop by Fredrick’s of Hollywood"
Make store bought church bake sale goodies, look home made
Convincing yourself that there is no way that the amount of hairspray you used tonight, could clearcoat a fullsize car’s paintjob four times over
Explain to my husband that none of my 180 pairs of boots will go with new outfit for the New Years Eve party two nights ago
"He's a complicated man, but no one understands him like his womannnn." 
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I think every woman should know some basic automotive skills. Not just because my father and brother are racers, but if you at least know the basics, you're much less likely to get ripped off by some scam artist mechanic. Hubby does the oil changes and basic stuff, but I've noticed mechanics become much more respectful once you show them that you're not some silly female with no clue.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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How to give a blow job that knocks his socks off
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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Gals, what one skill should a woman know?
One? Only one?
How to get the hell out of town without the posse on your tail, your credit rating intact, a complete make over so you can't be recognised, cash hidden on your person, and a safe place to go to.
That counts as a skill, right?
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How to give a blow job that knocks his socks off
Yes, with a deep throat...