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I tried it for the first time a couple months ago.
I had a horrible headache that started during my next to last class of that day and it would not quit despite tylenol and ibuprofen.
There was no way I was going to be able to sit thru another 2 hour class so I went home.
Now, in spite of that silly "not tonight, I have a headache" cliche, I have found that a good orgasm is GREAT for getting rid of a headache... stuffed nose too, by the way. So, I got out a vibrator and tried, but, the pain just would not let me get there.
So, I called up my boyfriend at work and we had phone sex for the first time. It was great! He would be telling me what he would be doing to me if he was with me and I would do my best to do to myself the things he was saying.
It was very hot and I had an awesome orgasm and the headache was gone. And as a plus, since he was at work, he could not do anything for himself, so he was more than ready for some sex when he got home, which was great, too.
I had a horrible headache that started during my next to last class of that day and it would not quit despite tylenol and ibuprofen.
There was no way I was going to be able to sit thru another 2 hour class so I went home.
Now, in spite of that silly "not tonight, I have a headache" cliche, I have found that a good orgasm is GREAT for getting rid of a headache... stuffed nose too, by the way. So, I got out a vibrator and tried, but, the pain just would not let me get there.
So, I called up my boyfriend at work and we had phone sex for the first time. It was great! He would be telling me what he would be doing to me if he was with me and I would do my best to do to myself the things he was saying.
It was very hot and I had an awesome orgasm and the headache was gone. And as a plus, since he was at work, he could not do anything for himself, so he was more than ready for some sex when he got home, which was great, too.
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No but I had sex once while talking to my boss on the phone...
And no it wasnt phone sex with my boss..lol
And no it wasnt phone sex with my boss..lol 
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my ex boyfriend called me one night to tell me how sorry he was for fucking up our relationship and that he wanted to get back together, he was crying and everything. While I was in the process of being eaten out by my new boyfriend, i tried to keep it cool but came about three times while listening to him whine about how upset he was. fucking tool! lol
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Quote by cherryrebel
my ex boyfriend called me one night to tell me how sorry he was for fucking up our relationship and that he wanted to get back together, he was crying and everything. While I was in the process of being eaten out by my new boyfriend, i tried to keep it cool but came about three times while listening to him whine about how upset he was. fucking tool! lol
Lush should have like a post of the month award or something. I would like to nominate this one.
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Quote by cherryrebel
my ex boyfriend called me one night to tell me how sorry he was for fucking up our relationship and that he wanted to get back together, he was crying and everything. While I was in the process of being eaten out by my new boyfriend, i tried to keep it cool but came about three times while listening to him whine about how upset he was. fucking tool! lol
On the strength of that story alone, I'd say you're one cool chick. I've sent a friend request your way. Incredibly cool.
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Quote by Magical_felixQuote by cherryrebel
my ex boyfriend called me one night to tell me how sorry he was for fucking up our relationship and that he wanted to get back together, he was crying and everything. While I was in the process of being eaten out by my new boyfriend, i tried to keep it cool but came about three times while listening to him whine about how upset he was. fucking tool! lol
Lush should have like a post of the month award or something. I would like to nominate this one.
Instant Classic.
This makes we want to ask another question. How many of you ladies are thinking that you want to do this to some ass of an ex now?
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If I am having some great sex the last thing I am going to do is answer the phone.
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Quote by shawnababy
If I am having some great sex the last thing I am going to do is answer the phone.
/thread
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
Matriarch
Quote by cherryrebel
my ex boyfriend called me one night to tell me how sorry he was for fucking up our relationship and that he wanted to get back together, he was crying and everything. While I was in the process of being eaten out by my new boyfriend, i tried to keep it cool but came about three times while listening to him whine about how upset he was. fucking tool! lol
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Quote by Magical_felixQuote by cherryrebel
my ex boyfriend called me one night to tell me how sorry he was for fucking up our relationship and that he wanted to get back together, he was crying and everything. While I was in the process of being eaten out by my new boyfriend, i tried to keep it cool but came about three times while listening to him whine about how upset he was. fucking tool! lol
Lush should have like a post of the month award or something. I would like to nominate this one.
I am truely honoured
Rocker of the cocker
Quote by cherryrebel
my ex boyfriend called me one night to tell me how sorry he was for fucking up our relationship and that he wanted to get back together, he was crying and everything. While I was in the process of being eaten out by my new boyfriend, i tried to keep it cool but came about three times while listening to him whine about how upset he was. fucking tool! lol
now that's pretty great.. classic..
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Phone sex with the right person ROCKS! I totally get off on making and listening to my guys cum Mmmmm There is just something so erotic about controlling their bodies with my voice.
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Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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Once me and my significant other maintained a long-distance relationship for two years; we only got to see each other for about one week ever four months, so our whole sexual relationship was based off phone sex. I enjoyed phone sex, since I was getting any other action, but I mean nothing beats the real thing.
Constant Gardener
I had sex with a woman one time, while she was on the phone with her boyfriend. I do not think he appreciated it.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.