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while waiting for a long freight train.... many times
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masturbation??? HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER MASTURBATED WHILE DRIVING???
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Yes many time, i have done it for me and for my girlfriend, very exciting.
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Once when I was 19 or 20. It was a fucking terrible choice, but I made a lot of those at that time. Not sure how fast I was going, because it was a car from the late seventies, when the speedometers for street vehicles sold in the U.S. had to end at 85 mph. The road was extremely rough, and almost grooved horizontally due to heavy equipment being on it that shouldn't have been, and we were only hitting the tops of them, putting our traction somewhere in the 25-50% of normal range.
Should have died, but didn't get a scratch. Guy next to me hit is head on the door, which isn't trivial in a Chevy Nova of that era, but he was ultimately fine too. This was the same car, I actually played Ship's Mast at roughly the same time and place... Analyzing some of those anecdotes from a dispassionate point of view, I guess I was kind of a danger slut back then.
This has been another installment of Weirdly Public Self-Reflection, with Aurora St. Claire.
Should have died, but didn't get a scratch. Guy next to me hit is head on the door, which isn't trivial in a Chevy Nova of that era, but he was ultimately fine too. This was the same car, I actually played Ship's Mast at roughly the same time and place... Analyzing some of those anecdotes from a dispassionate point of view, I guess I was kind of a danger slut back then.
This has been another installment of Weirdly Public Self-Reflection, with Aurora St. Claire.
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yes several times and still do
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Quote by EvaLynn
while waiting for a long freight train.... many times
i saw a girl who looked like she was fingring herself in a car once. at a railroad crossing, maybe it was evalynn. like to see it agaIN, eva, interested?
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Fuck No!!!
Even if I have wanted to a few times, not a chance.
You're supposed to be operating your motored vehicle, not rubbing one out...I mean really?
Ya may as well surf for porn on your phone while you're at it, und go for the dumbass gold metal...smiles
To be fair I not know everyone's circumstance while motoring about their cities or other places
und how safe or unsafe it ist there.
I can imagine some people traveling lonely straight roads with no one else around, or maybe sitting in heavy traffic...
but no ya can't do that here, especially trying such an irresponsible act while motoring the Bahn?
You will end up a bloody smudge on the front grill of someone's Mercedes,
or charged with felony crime, lose your driving permit, und possibly lose your auto...High-res cameras every where.
Motoring recklessly ist definitely an extreme no-no.
You will be cozy at home. Suddenly guess who ist at your door?
Those cameras have caught people smoking cannabis in their auto, or having a bottle of bier or Pinot between their legs,
or giving another motorist the middle-finger bird sign, which ist a rather high traffic fine itself.
I'm quite sure they can recognize your O-face pleasuring und zoom in on ya friggin' betwixt your nethers...smiles
So no, I'm never trying that, I can wait til I get to my Haus.
I love my privilege to drive und my BMW.
Even if I have wanted to a few times, not a chance.
You're supposed to be operating your motored vehicle, not rubbing one out...I mean really?
Ya may as well surf for porn on your phone while you're at it, und go for the dumbass gold metal...smiles
To be fair I not know everyone's circumstance while motoring about their cities or other places
und how safe or unsafe it ist there.
I can imagine some people traveling lonely straight roads with no one else around, or maybe sitting in heavy traffic...
but no ya can't do that here, especially trying such an irresponsible act while motoring the Bahn?
You will end up a bloody smudge on the front grill of someone's Mercedes,
or charged with felony crime, lose your driving permit, und possibly lose your auto...High-res cameras every where.
Motoring recklessly ist definitely an extreme no-no.
You will be cozy at home. Suddenly guess who ist at your door?
Those cameras have caught people smoking cannabis in their auto, or having a bottle of bier or Pinot between their legs,
or giving another motorist the middle-finger bird sign, which ist a rather high traffic fine itself.
I'm quite sure they can recognize your O-face pleasuring und zoom in on ya friggin' betwixt your nethers...smiles
So no, I'm never trying that, I can wait til I get to my Haus.
I love my privilege to drive und my BMW.
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Those cameras have caught people smoking cannabis in their auto, or having a bottle of bier or Pinot between their legs,
or giving another motorist the middle-finger bird sign, which ist a rather high traffic fine itself.
Flipping someone off is a traffic violation? I thought Germans had a strong respect for free speech.
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Flipping someone off is a traffic violation? I thought Germans had a strong respect for free speech.
Are you being funny, sarcastic, or serious?
Sometime I not know if they don't express their emotion on comments...smiles
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Yes.
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that would be a 
NO
NO
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Would that be called distracted driving??? I have not while the wheels were turning
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Once, on a long, straight, empty road. I nearly lost control when I came.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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Yes, several times on long trips.
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Yes, several times on long trips.
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Yes, several times on long trips.