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masturbation discrimination??

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So I was at work last night and we had a great band playing. The lead singer had an amazing voice and he just seemed to exude sexuality.

I was at the sink in the bathroom washing my hands when a waitress came in and she was talking about him and said she could jill-off right then.

It got me to thinking. I really am tired of that expression. Guys seem to have soooooo many euphemisms for masturbation that run the whole gamut from very humorous, disgusting, crude, cute, sexy, and some that make you go "say what?".

What are some of the female masturbation terms you have heard or used? Maybe we can make up some good ones?
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Hate to start off with an obvious one but "flick your bean"

But it does give me the excuse to post this one:
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How about beaver bashin' or pumping the kooter
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My ex had a favorite term for it.

She loved to "double-click her mouse".

She hung around me too much while I was working.
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Teasing the kitty or priming the pussy - and yes, those are trademarked by me - every time you use them, i get .04 of a cent biggrin

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Teasing the kitty or priming the pussy - and yes, those are trademarked by me - every time you use them, i get .04 of a cent biggrin

Oh my goodness you're funny! lol
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I generally say to myself 'rub one out' but for alot of people i think thats more of a guy thing?
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Rubbin' the Nubbin'



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My friend always calls it "a moment." She'll say "okay well I'm going to have a moment and then go to bed" or "Can we do homework later I need to go have some moments"
Then whenever I'm with other people and they say "hold on this will take a moment" I crack up and they have no idea why!
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Teasing the kitty or priming the pussy - and yes, those are trademarked by me - every time you use them, i get .04 of a cent biggrin



I really dont have a name for it but my sister always says she was "Petting Her Kitty". Does that violate your trademark? If it does ill have her send you a check!! LOL
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My Boyfriend always tells me OK Mami now "Make it Right" for Daddy as we have phone sex or when he wants me to give him a show...lol


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wow...this shows how little imagination I have for masturbating. I either say I'm going to masturbate or fingerfuck or something totally lame like that.
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wow...this shows how little imagination I have for masturbating. I either say I'm going to masturbate or fingerfuck or something totally lame like that.


LOL - I have less imagination then you. I never announce to the world when I am going to do it - I just do it!
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This is too funny! The wife likes to say she's going 'O' hunting.