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Ladies, why do you think guys like large breasted woman?
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I find that only women with very large breasts are truly attractive to me
...and extremely small ones, those are attractive too.
...and middle sized boobs, very attractive as well
but only if the nipples are large protruding type that are fun and chewy, or the small and sensitive type, or something in between.
...well and there are the nice peach sized squeezers, those make a woman very appealing.
...and let's not forget those nice ripe melon globes, handfuls, mosquito bites, bodacious tatas, sweater puppies....
in fact...
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs
Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs
Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs
Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs
Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true
We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too
Yes, those are the only kind of Boobs I like!
...and extremely small ones, those are attractive too.
...and middle sized boobs, very attractive as well
but only if the nipples are large protruding type that are fun and chewy, or the small and sensitive type, or something in between.
...well and there are the nice peach sized squeezers, those make a woman very appealing.
...and let's not forget those nice ripe melon globes, handfuls, mosquito bites, bodacious tatas, sweater puppies....
in fact...
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs
Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs
Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs
Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs
Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true
We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too
Yes, those are the only kind of Boobs I like!
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Well put, playmale.
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Screaming Yellow Zonkers
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Quote by roccotoolyellow zonkers , man Rocco you need to have your eyes checked out!Screaming Yellow Zonkers
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being an avowed breast man i'd like to weigh in on this august topic.
for me bigger is not necessarily better. much goes into the equation - shape, symmetry, proportion to body and build. now add to that areola size and shape, nipple size and shape and one can see that the filed of breastology is amazingly varied and stimulating!
at any given moment a pair of breasts shall catch my attention and, say, this time it is simply the way the woman carries them and herslef - proud, haughty, daring!
there is another woman whose petite frame is accented famously by a set of fabulous breasts that might seem oversized on a larger woman!
then there is the question of breast jobs. again there is, for yours unruly, no simple answer! perfectly natural looking fake boobies on a woman as she stands might very well look like horrible frankentits when she is on her knees! If a blatantly fake pair are able to accentuate a womans body size and overall sexappeal - great!
that's how i see it - i may be just full of it though!
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for me bigger is not necessarily better. much goes into the equation - shape, symmetry, proportion to body and build. now add to that areola size and shape, nipple size and shape and one can see that the filed of breastology is amazingly varied and stimulating!
at any given moment a pair of breasts shall catch my attention and, say, this time it is simply the way the woman carries them and herslef - proud, haughty, daring!
there is another woman whose petite frame is accented famously by a set of fabulous breasts that might seem oversized on a larger woman!
then there is the question of breast jobs. again there is, for yours unruly, no simple answer! perfectly natural looking fake boobies on a woman as she stands might very well look like horrible frankentits when she is on her knees! If a blatantly fake pair are able to accentuate a womans body size and overall sexappeal - great!
that's how i see it - i may be just full of it though!
g
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That pretty much sums it up for most of us, groucho.
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just my humble - didn't mean to, nor wanted to, bring the discussion to a screeching halt!
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I like to rest my head on Tech's chest while relaxing, or cup one of her breasts in my hand, nonchalantly, while watching TV, etc.
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Quote by roccotoolRocco my freind, your not alone. I love doing that too
I like to rest my head on Tech's chest while relaxing, or cup one of her breasts in my hand, nonchalantly, while watching TV, etc.
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Quote by chefkathleen
I don't think they all do. Some do, some don't.
I am one of those guys, I am not a big breast lover, I have nothing against them, but unlike most men I know, I dont loose my mind over big breasts. I have had some fun with them a time or two, but do not prefer them. If as a cop and pulled her over for speeding and she flashed a big tit at me. she still gets a ticket. Im an Ass man Damn it.
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I have found that men who were breast fed as babies are big breast men. It don't matter if they are small. medium, or big, men love breast. They are almost like a pocket watch some one uses to hypnotize some one with. Men look at breast and they are hypnotized. Some times you have to lift their heads up, and say "Hello I am up here, not down there." Ha ha ha