I like this post!
(When I did stand-up I had a 12 minute routine about being a panty-fetishist! Always got laughs, and every word was true!)
In My Experience, in the early stage of relationships you discover that your girl has the most fantastic collection of knickers that you've ever seen. It makes you love her more to realise that beneath that demure/innocent/elegant persona that everyone else sees she dresses like a Hooker!
And then there's the realisation, usually after you begin staying over or living together, that in fact she does possess a vast amount of perfectly ordinary panties, some with the lace slightly torn at the leg, some slightly discoloured in the laundry, some (usually by Sloggi!) that are functional rather than alluring....
I mentioned this to a GF once and she explained:
"I have getting laid knickers and I have work knickers....."
"What about the grey-white and raggedy black ones?" I asked....
"Oh," she said.... "They're period knickers...."
(Luckily being a knicker-fetishist I love them all!!!)
xx SF
It's true it's fetishy, isn't it. After this post I knew there was some strange...alternative reason I'd written it. I was meditating on something from a novella I'm reading when it finally hit me: I miss being with a really feminine woman.
Perhaps I've been a bachelor for too long this time. You see, Men, while not unhygienic, usually cannot match the fairer sex when it comes to cleanliness and primping. The little extended rituals that happen in the bathroom when our woman gets ready for a date or for bed fascinate me. The careful preparation, the feminine and colorful underthings, the scented oils...it's as if some wonderful exotic species is living with us.
That's what I miss.
Ignore. Accidental double-post.
Sorry i dont wear any so i cant help lol
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