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Ladies do you like it when a guy gets off to you, your pictures or videos? Curious to know.
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Voyeur @ f/64
when a what? gets off to you... Sorority house mom? Big Foot? Sea creature? Space alien?
Curious to know
Curious to know
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well my kinky pencil has the most filthy fantasies about what she wants to do with Kistin's pencil.
Graphite snapping action, the metal cup that holds the eraser unravelling like a scarf leaving her bare, unpainted and wooden.
Wobbling on the desktop with pure wanton lust for another pencil.
Then I go and spoil it by using her to stir my coffee.
I'm a dreadful woman sometimes.
Graphite snapping action, the metal cup that holds the eraser unravelling like a scarf leaving her bare, unpainted and wooden.
Wobbling on the desktop with pure wanton lust for another pencil.
Then I go and spoil it by using her to stir my coffee.
I'm a dreadful woman sometimes.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Um if the original question was about a man getting off to me.
Frankly the only things I want a man to get off are.
1) Me if he's fallen on me, I like being able to continue breathing thanks.
2) My tyres when they need to be rotated especially if it's been a cold winter and the road salt has made the bolts seize.
3) Prince singing Get Off. I'm a respectable sapphist but that man was something to see.
As to getting themselves off to me. Goodness from what I've seen and heard teaching teenagers boys will get themselves off to a bread mixer if they're horny enough.
I'd be extremely shocked if a man at some point hasn't got themselves off to something to do with me.
I'd make an official complaint to someone in authority if I caught them doing it in my presence.
I mean Love is Love, and sex is a beautiful thing but that doesn't mean I particularly want to watch someone crank one out while looking at me.
Cripes even my boyfriends didn't do that. Granted they were fairly enchanted with my secret garden, I'm told it's a place of outstanding natural beauty.
I did try to have guided tours but the council complained.
Such prudes.
Frankly the only things I want a man to get off are.
1) Me if he's fallen on me, I like being able to continue breathing thanks.
2) My tyres when they need to be rotated especially if it's been a cold winter and the road salt has made the bolts seize.
3) Prince singing Get Off. I'm a respectable sapphist but that man was something to see.
As to getting themselves off to me. Goodness from what I've seen and heard teaching teenagers boys will get themselves off to a bread mixer if they're horny enough.
I'd be extremely shocked if a man at some point hasn't got themselves off to something to do with me.
I'd make an official complaint to someone in authority if I caught them doing it in my presence.
I mean Love is Love, and sex is a beautiful thing but that doesn't mean I particularly want to watch someone crank one out while looking at me.
Cripes even my boyfriends didn't do that. Granted they were fairly enchanted with my secret garden, I'm told it's a place of outstanding natural beauty.
I did try to have guided tours but the council complained.
Such prudes.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
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Quote by kistinspencil
when a what? gets off to you... Sorority house mom? Big Foot? Sea creature? Space alien?
Curious to know
Sorry. Fixed
Voyeur @ f/64
Quote by TerryMac2015
Sorry. Fixed
That is what I suspected, of course.
I could care less and can't imagine why he would bother. A subscription to pornhub or the like would answer his desperate needs far better, but so be it. If that's how he wishes to jolly himself, that's his perv. Take a step past that, though, and the Retribution Squad from the International Ladies Only League will pay him a little visit and he'll be singing in a different section of the choir.
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Yes I think that's hot.