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ladies do fart?

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MoonlightSerenity
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Well then, most people can tell when I fart as it clears the room on a bad day for me. Don't do it so often now but used to do it a lot.
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Women don't fart. We brake wind
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yes of course i and all other women fart i just don't feel the need to broadcast it like a public service announcement.
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Reminds of a phrase my ex used to say there's different types of farts.

Here's how it goes it describes types of farts! You have to say it in a posh English accent LOL

"A viz, a Voz, a rip sh*t-tear arse, an a bubble!" Still makes me laugh now!
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NO GIRLS DON'T FART, THEY
TraceyAmes
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Women don't fart. We brake wind


Is the brake a hand brake, a foot brake or some kind of muffler? I guess if you can slow down your fart it will not sound near as loud.
wolverinejr25
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nice...awesome...I like my women to be free and open about their farting..
Shylass
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Quote by wolverinejr25
nice...awesome...I like my women to be free and open about their farting..


Just wondering, do you get sexual kicks from it, or do you just like women to be so comfortable around you that they can let rip?
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wolverinejr25
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its 50/50...I don't want them to be shy or embarrassed to do it...I'd say its more the comfortable thing...and just getting to the bottom of the phrase that "women don't fart"
Shylass
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Quote by wolverinejr25
its 50/50...I don't want them to be shy or embarrassed to do it...I'd say its more the comfortable thing...and just getting to the bottom of the phrase that "women don't fart"



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wolverinejr25
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what..lol..don't hide behind just saying lol...
Shylass
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Quote by wolverinejr25
what..lol..don't hide behind just saying lol...


You crack me up (it's good).
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wolverinejr25
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YAY!!!!!I love to make the ladies laugh................and horny..lol did I mention that...lol
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Ladies do fart but some won't admit that they do