thank you everyone.....all really good post....I do think that ladies should just be more open with their farts..... whether from the front or back...lol....its a natural thing( my opinion)....lol....cuz we all do it....from humans to animals....im also saying that women apologize more then men for farting.....like their sorry for ever doing the deed(they just cower in fear or cringe in fear) i.e. being disgusting by the act.....when its not that nasty(just my opinion)
so ladies shouldn't have to always walk away just to fart. I mean make it worth your trip lol....
please get the comments coming...I want more woman to be able to come clean with their farts and the fact that they fart too......
maybe if they open up here....they will be able to come clean with their partners or some of their (male or female)friends that they fart......
no not really.....I just want to understand the whole thing with ladies being secretive about their farts and all...
I was supporting you.....lol
We all fart, simple as that. However, I have been with my boyfriend nearly 7 years and I have never farted in front of him. I just don't feel comfortable doing it. Nothing wrong with it if you can. Wish I could!
"I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing." - Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Women
A guy took his elderly father to the local library. The librarian saw him leaning to his left and thought he was falling over, so put a stack of books to keep him upright. The same thing happened on the right. Next thing is a stack of books in front of his face. As father and son were driving home, son asked if he enjoyed his time at the library. Old man said yes, son, but it's a damned awful place when you're trying to squeeze a fart out.
Of course we do, but like all the girls have said we dont need to announce it to the world.
Personally mine smell like roses
high five for being honest ladies....
What is worst when it is close to when Aunt Flo comes to visit and I have all that bloating and so I'm farting. I fart in front of family, friends and even in front of my boyfriend.
lets keep this blog going...lol
Of course we fart but we don't feel the need to force it out and turn it into a public announcement of physical prowess or make it into some kind of pagan ritual for scent marking our territory like some men/boys do
Ladies specialize in SBD's. Silent But Deadly.
You don't know it is out there. No sound forewarning. Then it hits you like a locomotive and knocks you off your feet. Your eyes cross and water. Your nose twitches in rebellion. Your ears wiggle, face contorts, and your hair stands straight up. Your throat closes shut. "Get me outta here, I need some fresh air!"