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Is anyone masturbating now, love to chat

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Constant Gardener
What's your email/chat handle?

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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WMM
Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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That's kinda hard to do. My hands are occupied.
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Come and get me big boy!

Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
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OMG JEZZ LMAO!!!!
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
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Quote by sassycheergirl
OMG JEZZ LMAO!!!!


Sassy I could not have said it any better LMFAO.
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LOL! Fuck Jezz, your cracking me up!
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You know it has gotten to the point, that the fine folks here at our wonderful world of Lush need to e-mail me. So that I can keep pace with handing out the infamous awards that I have so dearly love handing out to 'spanking monkeys' like said here Davnibbles. So to you all out here in Lush Land, you see them before I do e-mail me and I will be more than happy to give the nominee a lOOksy and award them with the fine award.

Now Davnibbles you get the honor of being a multi-award winner, because you made me make my 500th post here in forums a waste on your stupidity. Now, Davnibbles and anyone else, don't get me wrong here, but I was trying to think of the most memorable way to celebrate my 500th post, but this took the cake and ice cream too.

So without further ado or any more space. Here's to you Davnibbles...







500th Forum Post
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LMAO Chuck. Love the Red Foreman one
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I'm doing laundry. Wanna hear me fold hubby's underwear over the phone?
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I'm doing laundry. Wanna hear me fold hubby's underwear over the phone?


OH!! Can I, I have always wanted to know what folding a 'hubby's' underwear sounded like over the land line's

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That's it. I'm going to a "laundry folding fetish" site right now.
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I'm slurping a hot cup of tea wanna listen haha
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"Hey I'm masturb---------aaaaaghhhhh" oops. done. sorry.
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Was it good for you too?