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If you had a penis...

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lynnwitt
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Quote by AmericanBeauty
I would scratch my balls in public

That might qualify you for being a baseball player.

But... have you noticed that the topic is "if you had a penis".... nothing was said about the accompanying parts smile

So... without those, perhaps the qualification would be to become a harem guard!
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Quote by lynnwitt

That might qualify you for being a baseball player.

But... have you noticed that the topic is "if you had a penis".... nothing was said about the accompanying parts smile

So... without those, perhaps the qualification would be to become a harem guard!



That's a true fact
laura
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I'd pee standing up. That'd be the first thing I'd do.
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I would write my name in the snow....
tammys2fun
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i would write my name peeing in the snow, that's hard to do being a women?
lynnwitt
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I'm sure I'd somehow get it caught in my pants zipper.
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That'd be a HUGE problem for me
lynnwitt
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Quote by elude
That'd be a HUGE problem for me


"LOL" ... see? evening THINKING about having one makes you exaggerate size smile
KellyC317
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I could fuck myself!
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Quote by MrMatador
What would you do if you had a penis ?


First and foremost thing I will try is to get a blow job from a hottie and see what is soooooooooo exciting about getting a blow job instead of having sex in natural way