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How many times have you had sex, has anyone kept count???
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How many times???
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I can't imagine why anyone would spend the time taking inventory of how many times they've had SEX since...well...since they started having sex. Keeping track of partners is one thing but keeping count of how many times you got busy with someone? Seems like a really odd thing to do unless you've just started having sex in which case you can count on one or two hands.
I'd be curious to see how people will respond to this thread.
I'd be curious to see how people will respond to this thread.
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Please define having sex...Oral sex didn't count as sex when Clinton was in office...(I'm just sayin'...) so does it count in this instance? What about fingering? Or maybe if I didn't have an orgasm, I can say it wasn't sex. Maybe masturbation is sex if you cum, but if you just edge, it doesn't count...oh and is each orgasm counted as a different time you have sex?
Not that I ever thought of keeping count, but I'm not sure I can count that high!
Not that I ever thought of keeping count, but I'm not sure I can count that high!
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lntercourse... Oral does'nt count....
I am nearly 66 years old, and have been married for 43 years. Counting oral sex, whatever Mr Clinton said, on an average of 3 times per week I must have had sex at least 7,000 times, but who the heck keeps score - if I notched the bed post every time, it would have been matchwood by now. Just enjoy every time as if it will be the last - because you never know.
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More than once, less than 1,000,000 times! I lost count.
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A quick check of the Sex Files on my phone reveals a current tally of 83,628 "incidents" as of 7:22am PST. I'd post the categorized pie charts and graphs that break it down into what method resulted in each "incident" but I'm in a rush to get to my OCD support group meeting.
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Quote by BikeBoy
A quick check of the Sex Files on my phone reveals a current tally of 83,628 "incidents" as of 7:22am PST. I'd post the categorized pie charts and graphs that break it down into what method resulted in each "incident" but I'm in a rush to get to my OCD support group meeting.
WOW, now that is impressive. Assuming you started at age 16, you would have had to have sex more than 7 times a day everyday. Wilt Chamberlain eat your heart out! HAHA
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Quote by Nikki703
WOW, now that is impressive. Assuming you started at age 16, you would have had to have sex more than 7 times a day everyday. Wilt Chamberlain eat your heart out! HAHA
I think your taking time to run the numbers on that means I'd better save a seat for you in the OCD session.
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I think your taking time to run the numbers on that means I'd better save a seat for you in the OCD session.
HAHA, I'm bored at work besides its simple math, can easily do it in my head. If you want exact number I need to take out my crayon. LOL
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Quote by Kimasa
When I was a kid I thought one of my Aunts was a dirty old cow. She had four children, that meant she had done it four times. Disgusting
I thought I was the only one that thought this as a kid! Too funny
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A close estimate, would be N times N to the tenth power, squared.
HA!
HA!
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I would have said it was impossible to keep count... wait hang on. I have a few friends in their thirties who can probably remember every single time they have had sex. One friend in particular tells me he has so little sex now he is married that is is still waiting to go past his count from when he was single after ten years of being married!!
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Its really tough to put a number on it - my roommate in college kept a diary with coded notations for her sexual activities, and had a secret folder full of pictures of cocks she has known. Some very impressive ones and interesting action shots. She tried to get me to do the same, but I never did (and regret it a little). Her numbers added up to a pretty decent score. Mine - as far as I can remember and figure - not nearly as impressive. Different approach, different priorities, different goals. I have always been interested in making friends that I can have fun with. Her philosophy was more the 4Fs: Find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em and forget 'em. That was actually something I learned from guys in grade school when they first discovered boobs and sex, but it fit my female roommate to a "T". She never minded being the target of a 4F approach, and certainly loved using it. It has its "charms" once in a while for me, but I like making a conquest and keeping it around.
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I think I lost count within a couple weeks of starting.
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Really ?????