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Horny and Happy in the Kitchen!

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When us women are horny, and find themselves in the kitchen with an extra boost of energy, what Microphone will you sing into and what cheerfull song's do you want to play from your own music collection?

Also what where you cooking when you were happy and horny?

I will start you off,

I got horny and happy today, while cooking a bolognaise, listening to Paolo Nutini, pretend microphoning into my lime green stirring spoon! smile
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When us women are horny, and find themselves in the kitchen with an extra boost of energy, what Microphone will you sing into and what cheerfull song's do you want to play from your own music collection?

Also what where you cooking when you were happy and horny?

I will start you off,

I got horny and happy today, while cooking a bolognaise, listening to Paolo Nutini, pretend microphoning into my lime green stirring spoon! smile


I love to cook but usually am showering/getting dressed when I am horny & happy while singing into my shampoo bottle along with Megadeath.