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Don't have to hide anything have a nightstand drawer full of mens and womens toys and another basket at the foot of the bed. Do have to remember to put them away instead of leaving them lay about to dry after cleaning them in case company has to use the bathroom so there isn't a dildo sitting on the sink! LOL Use them whenever the mood strikes. I'll never understand all the hang ups about masturbation and porn why people hide it from each other. Our house is a masturbation and porn approved zone either one of us can have at it at will! 
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Lollipop Girl
they are only hidden when my step son is over lol i really dont wanna have to explain what they are to him and his mother would kill me
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My naughty things are hidden in a drawer by the bed......they are only hidden because I have children and I don't want them running through the house with a vibrator strapped to their forehead like a unicorn!
Story Verifier
i am rather awful at hiding things... I always mean well and end up having to explain.. "It's another massager" ha..
when I was 16... I hid my vibrator in my guitar case. Boxing day Family Party was fun.. I was more interested in my friends and went to the pub.. Whilst Uncle Mike (weirdo he was too) decided to play a tune for the rest of the family..*cringe* need I say more
when I was 16... I hid my vibrator in my guitar case. Boxing day Family Party was fun.. I was more interested in my friends and went to the pub.. Whilst Uncle Mike (weirdo he was too) decided to play a tune for the rest of the family..*cringe* need I say more
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Quote by fystee
My naughty things are hidden in a drawer by the bed......they are only hidden because I have children and I don't want them running through the house with a vibrator strapped to their forehead like a unicorn!
I hate when that happens!
Same here - I keep the vibe in a similar place, although my daughter is now getting old enough to stop snooping. But you never know....
Alpha Blonde
Bedside drawer, but previously in a velvet bag under my bed (I had a nosy roommate).
How often I indulge can be all over the map.
I do have to say that I finally went off the birth control pill 8 months ago, and I find I am SO much more in tune with my body now. When I am ovulating I literally could just stay in bed for about 3 days and have nonstop sex. It's ALL I can think about, bordering on being distracting to my regular life!! I need to have the toys handy if I can't have the real thing during that time. The BC pill really acts like an anti-depressant on a woman's sexuality. For years I was just feeling the same - very steady desires all month.
Now I am off the charts insatiable! Interesting thing to try if you've been on the pill for a long time.
How often I indulge can be all over the map.
I do have to say that I finally went off the birth control pill 8 months ago, and I find I am SO much more in tune with my body now. When I am ovulating I literally could just stay in bed for about 3 days and have nonstop sex. It's ALL I can think about, bordering on being distracting to my regular life!! I need to have the toys handy if I can't have the real thing during that time. The BC pill really acts like an anti-depressant on a woman's sexuality. For years I was just feeling the same - very steady desires all month.
Now I am off the charts insatiable! Interesting thing to try if you've been on the pill for a long time.
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i have a special box with a lock on it. i masturbate as often as possible 3-4 times a day hell i love myself
Active Ink Slinger
LOL, I own a sex shop... so hiding is a big WATEVA!!! In truth, I've gotta sell the toys everday, so I'd just rather use my good ole boyfriend... *hint hint* LOL...
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver??
One goes... WHACK... DARN!!!
the other: DAAAAAARRRRRNNNNN..... WHACK... *Bloody red stain on the ground*
One goes... WHACK... DARN!!!
the other: DAAAAAARRRRRNNNNN..... WHACK... *Bloody red stain on the ground*
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Quote by fystee
My naughty things are hidden in a drawer by the bed......they are only hidden because I have children and I don't want them running through the house with a vibrator strapped to their forehead like a unicorn!
This made me burst out laughing. I could imagine my future children trying to do the same thing
Wild at Heart
I was at a friend's house at a formal grown up style party. And there was some little kids running around. They must have been about 3 years old. So everyone is standing around the living room talking about some boring shit and the kids run in holding a bottle of this below.
It was the cherry one and they had squeezed that shit all over themselves and they ran in waving the bottle around. The lady of the house looked fucking mortified... It was HILARIOUS. Especially cause all the ladies were all gung-ho about running over there to clean off the kids and carefully inspect the bottle to make sure it wasn't poisonous or something. Then the look on each one of their faces was priceless as they realized it was for making dick taste like fucking cherries.
Her hiding place must have sucked.
It was the cherry one and they had squeezed that shit all over themselves and they ran in waving the bottle around. The lady of the house looked fucking mortified... It was HILARIOUS. Especially cause all the ladies were all gung-ho about running over there to clean off the kids and carefully inspect the bottle to make sure it wasn't poisonous or something. Then the look on each one of their faces was priceless as they realized it was for making dick taste like fucking cherries.
Her hiding place must have sucked.
Quote by fystee
My naughty things are hidden in a drawer by the bed......they are only hidden because I have children and I don't want them running through the house with a vibrator strapped to their forehead like a unicorn!
Now I understand why my mom got so mad at me that day when I ran thru the livingroom while her exercise group was there. I do know I learn a few new cuss words.
Quote by smiler77
i am rather awful at hiding things... I always mean well and end up having to explain.. "It's another massager" ha..
when I was 16... I hid my vibrator in my guitar case. Boxing day Family Party was fun.. I was more interested in my friends and went to the pub.. Whilst Uncle Mike (weirdo he was too) decided to play a tune for the rest of the family..*cringe* need I say more
How the hell did you answer that?!!
Active Ink Slinger
I keep my toys in my night stand next to my bed. And as far as how often I masturbate, it varies but on average at least once a day, rarely a day goes by that I don't. And the more sex I have, the more I seem to masturbate too. Anyone else like that?
Prolific Writer
My toys are kept in my bottom draw in my chest in my room. However, I do have them hidden around the house for times when I need to get at them....
Lol...
Lol...
Prolific Writer
My toys are kept in my bottom draw in my chest in my room. However, I do have them hidden around the house for times when I need to get at them....
Lol...
Lol...
Princess Blondie
I don't hide them, cos I was living alone, now I live with my boyfriend. I keep them in their own plastic box, under the bed. A little storage unit thing. 
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