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have you ever tried fucking yourself with a cucumber ?

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Katherine
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What is figging


Basically, masturbating with a ginger root fucking your pussy or ass.
ScreamQueen
living dead girl
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Nope. My experience with a popsicle was more than enough. Lol. Although, everyone always goes on about figging... so maybe I'm not done with edible experiences yet.




ice, Never tried a cucumber nor shall I..
I have tried the figging you speak of sort of..I used it on my clit and didn't insert..lol
Unknown User
nobody told me not to slice it first...ugh
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No
Simplicity
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Guest
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Hell yes,and more ??
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Carrots are nice
Meagananne1986
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Yes. It my first "toy." Vaginal only. When I got to college, I got my first real toy and didn't need to use vegetables anymore.
Meagan
jenny469
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Yes. Hate them for eating but love them for play among other things
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I knew a woman that needed to get it, didn't have a dildo. She looked in the fridge, found a pack of hot dogs and took a bath with Mr. Oscar Mayer. All was good until Mr. Mayer broke off inside, evidently too deep for her to dig out. A trip to the doc and he managed to fish it out...
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Nooo! Never ever! I’ll use my toys thank you!
Nafisa
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I started masterbating with cucumber and carrot ?.
Nafisa
shadowcat
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Yes i used to all the time before i discovered toys. Warmed slightly first and peeled at the tip is rather nice.
CKC
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ErinDcup34
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Tried and succeeded many times. My roommate and I do this with each other - then we'll make a salad from the cucumbers, and enjoy them a second time!
WiseGinger
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zucchini once and carrot another time

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Nope. My experience with a popsicle was more than enough. Lol. Although, everyone always goes on about figging... so maybe I'm not done with edible experiences yet.


hahahahahahahahahaha

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Ls63563
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Actually, yes I have. It was fun!
TrinityX
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Yes. Veggies are important.
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various things, but no cucumber.
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as Trinity stated, veggies ARE an important part of a girl's daily intake ;)
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yes was my first toy
kistinspencil
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I make my cucs into pickles the old fashioned way, but what the hell am I supposed to do with all these damn zucchinis????
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yes was my first toy
Meggsy
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Some time ago now - I half skinned it first which I believe is not the way to go. I was Very juicy afterwards.
it was one of many things my pussy has eaten.