Not that I know of. However, I have stumbled across a couple in my time: I was helping to make the beds at my friend's house once - she had to finish her chores before she was allowed out. Her parent's bed had an 8-inch white dildo on one side and a couple of porn magazines on the other. They were old European mags and the centrefold had a caption "Not there, please not there!" in various languages.
When I was at Uni, one of my housemates left a dildo suckered to the bottom of the bath once. It was a bit awkward as I didn't know who it belonged to... in the end I just asked if anyone had 'lost anything' in the bathroom.
But the best one was a friend of a friend who went on a gap year. Her parents decided to decorate her room while she was away which led to a panicky email guiding my friend to her stash of sex toys. She told her to take a rucksack... and she needed to!! There were some very big toys for such a petite girl.
My daughter found a vibrator of mine, but luckily she was too young to know what it was. Things are much better hidden now!
omg yes someone was at my house and I had used it and put it in a toy bag but I forgot to put it back in the closet so when they came in they were like yuck someones sex toy you know someone left their sextoy here lol I played along and said gross give it here I'll find out whose it is then I put it back in its proper place lol
Anything you think is sweet, I'm a little more than that.
No, but I don't think it would bother me.
my father and brother were helping me move once... and the box ripped apart and a few of my toys fell out..... totally embarassing to all three of us.....
Work your way through the fuzz to get into the sweet juices
When our newest maid started working my wife went to get our little bag of toys one night...and...our maid had washed and re-arranged them in the bag!
I think my mum saw a bottle of lube and a bullet vibe on my bed but she must of ignored them thank god!
yeah, thank god - i mean, i am always misplacing them and i am lost without my sex toys!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Does my cat count? If do then yes.
Yes, most embarrassing. I was at the airport coming back from a vacation with my husband. A US Customs officer found my vibrator while inspecting my bag. He had a sense of humor about it. We looked at each other and laughed.
Omg yes and I want the ground to swallow me every time. My dad has a couple of times. Changed my sheets and put it under my pillow. Not a word said. The other was a toy is bought and still had it boxed in a bag. I put it in a kitchen cupboard when my dad walked in, meaning to move it later. It found its way on my bed again. And again nothing said! I hate those moments lol
Yes, actually my step-son has it was freakin funny. He looked at me and said "hey a massager."
I only have 1 toy so far and no as far as i know nobody has found it xx
I was married, in the military and stationed in Okinawa Japan. I got my orders to come back to the states, and the contracted movers came to pack up our house. The wife and I were busy with all the other things we needed to be done in order to get moved, so we were basically ignoraing the packers, letting them do their job. When we got our house in the states, and our household goods were delivered, we found a box marked "bedroom appliances" which when we opened contained our extensive collection of toys, lubes and other items. We had to laugh, because it never occured to us to pack up our toys before the movers got there.
Yes my friend has found mine before! Was getting changed and went rummaging through my knicker draw for the right pair and uncovered it by accident!! She just said something like "Dirty cow!" and I just said "what? and you haven't?" which kind of ended it. I guess it could have led to a much more interesting conversation though lol
No toy. But when my mother in law came up for a few days she went in to the bedroom to pick up and do some laundry and had to see a huge bottle of lube we had sitting on are night stand at first I was embarrassed but then I figured we did not tell her to clean the bedroom so who gives a shit
Omg yes! I have many and i keep them in a toy chest in the back of my closet, well my niece was over and found it, thinking it was treasure she opened it and pretended they were swords! Lol i was embarassed and when her mother asked what she did at my house she told her she found treasure! Lol i think i turned so red a tomato could have been used as a comparison!
Another time was at the airport! of course they have to go through everything! Even the little bag with my toy in it! Lol
My friend found my cock pump that i forgot on the chair ........ I was red faced but he never made a big deal of it.
Not that I know of. My toys are at my fiances.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
Simone de Beauvoir
My roommate saw mine because I left it on the bed..we had a conversation about them (Awkward) Then she talked about her sexual frustrations!!!
Needless to say my husband and I are not ashamed to leave them out. ;) It is a normal thing, I think as a parent it is best not to lie about what things are. SO...yeah.
