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going about toasting a lady of elegance
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by horlahD
going about toasting a lady of elegance
If you were able to expand on what it is you want to ask or find out, you might get some answers or the information that you seek.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Active Ink Slinger
Here's to a lady who really puts the ass in classy. 
My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
Gingerbread Lover
You two have just demonstrated the extreme need for clarification. 
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by one_winged_angel
I don't know, I think he was pretty clear.
He wants to take a classy lady and fit her in a toaster oven until she's golden brown. .. .
And then be a cannibal and nom nom nom her.
He wants... A TOASTY GINGA! NOM NOM NOM!
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Her Royal Spriteness
i love you guys 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Her Royal Spriteness
ok, so, no instructions on toast ladies on the internets, but toasting hamsters, now...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by one_winged_angel
guys? Guys? GUYS!! *runs away crying*
Last night you told me I was your one and only *sob*
Were you only saying that so you could get in my cookie jar?
they are very nice cookies, you know, the pink and white frosted circus animal kind, and like making animal noises when i eat them, like the elephants trumpet until i bite their heads off and then just silence... mmm... frosted elephants... is hungry for... toasted ladies...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Rookie Scribe
Best forum thread ever! Now I want cookies, gingerbread men, and nookie! ... toast, not so much.
Wise Ass
Quote by minx623
Best forum thread ever! Now I want cookies, gingerbread men, and nookie! ... toast, not so much.
Here's a song to change your mind then!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Gingerbread Lover
I'm considering becoming a lesbian, just so I can fancy one_winged_angel.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Shylass
I'm considering becoming a lesbian, just so I can fancy one_winged_angel.
totally worth it!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
BIG SQUIDGEY HUGS!!!!!
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