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Girls- What is the biggest thing you've put in your cunt?

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Buz
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Please don't assume every female has put a wine bottle (or any other type of bottle) inside her. What pleasure would that be??? (don't answer ... )



yuk .....


I just got a bright idea about marketing dildo wine bottles. Maybe vibrating corks? Of course, those probably shouldn't be inserted and opened in the same maneuver. That entertainer lady I saw smoking cigarettes and cigars with her vagina on New Orleans, well, she might could uncork a wine or champagne bottle. OMG! She might could do that and spin her nipple tassles at the same time.

Any investors?
forbidden_flirt
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Baseball bat.... or... potato. Not sure, because I think they were about the same size around... one was a bit longer than the other though.
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Quote by Shannon3K


A damned fine achievement if I say so myself Mam!
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Quote by Christie


A baby.

It was small enough going in but it was unbelievable coming out!


Hilarious!
Axel_F
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I havent read the whole thread, I keep closing my eyes and peaking at comments hoping not to see something gross
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Uhhh... that would have to be a simple hair brush handle. I can't say I am much for purposely trying to stretch and hurt myself. Although I've considered going out and buying a large black dildo before. The problem is I am so incredibly shy and ashamed to be caught anywhere buying that, so I doubt it is going to ever happen. I got the urge for one after reading an erotic story about one and the main character's slow conversion to black guys. It sort of drove me crazy.
DanaeGL
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Quote by Axel_F
I havent read the whole thread, I keep closing my eyes and peaking at comments hoping not to see something gross


We have now seen it.A smarts-ass,yak.
DanaeGL
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Bottle of Whiskey
marie5555
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A girlfriend's hand, I was begging her not to move it, but she did, and it was incredible.
Ls63563
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I'm going to assert my 5th amendment rights against self incrimination. That's "assert"...
Oli_
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Other than toys, a hairbrush
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Size is a male obsession and most women I know don't like or use the C word
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Quote by vanessa26




Is the titanic bigger than a blimp?
cause I don't want to brag but....




Did the Titanic go down on you first?
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Quote by vanessa26




Is the titanic bigger than a blimp?
cause I don't want to brag but....




Did the Titanic go down on you first?
Unknown User
Quote by vanessa26


No, our hot and steamy night turned icy pretty quickly


sad Love on the rocks
Iownyoutoo
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Our friend John! He's about 11 inches and thick. Takes me a while to loosen up and stretch to take him all in.
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For a long time, it was my brown play toy from the local sex shop. Until one guy pulled out something that put my toy to shame
Dian091
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as someone joked, Children. It was so nice, I did it twice.

I love gardening & zucchini are easy to grow...…
ChristinB69
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only cocks and average size dildos, i like to keep my holes tight.
Ginaisacougar
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I would have to say this: He is 18 inches full erect
CKC
The General's Daughter
His cock.
sprite
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A mini-van

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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A mini-van


A casual Monday for me.
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
sprite
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Quote by PrincessC


A casual Monday for me.


Working my way up to a semi-truck.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.