On a long business trip, I was listening to a porn satelliete radio station. The female "DJ" relatated an experience of taking a cucumber, peeling it half way down, then (slightly) freezing it. Then, went it came to using it, as the cucumber melted, it made her feeling like someone (or something) was cuming in her.
Seriously I'm not making this up, this is what I heard her say.
Anyone want to conduct an experiment and report back?
I don't peel or freeze them I rather use them in a salad or to make a Tzatziki or Raita
I only like cucumbers when they turn into pickles!!
now ladies, we all have our toys. don't judge the girl. I'm sure it was a clean cucumber.
all i can think is...
I dont always have sex with food....
But when i do its frozen cucumbers ;)
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
bit of a crazy story if you ask me.
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
No to cucumbers as a playtoy
(actually, no to any food as a playtoy)
I KNOW this is not just a guys fantasy!
Cum On Girls! You can't tell me you all have never used a vegetable or something similar to play with??
Seriously???
Okay! I'll admit that I have used a few like a cucumber and a few different types of squash or gourds.
I believe I heard the story that the O.P. heard on the radio and it was some popular former adult star who now has their radio show. Whatever the case may be, I can see the situation as described but I can't imagine that the feeling would be the same. I mean, seriously! When a cock cums, you feel the pulsing and throbbing of the member inside you, not just the oozing of the sperm like a melting cucumber!
Kisses!
Steph
If it is in a shape of a phallus then why not.
I have done this.
If you want details you will have to ask!
Yes I''m sure other users in this forum would like the details.
I'm really wary of using food for sex-play. I've heard and read about some bad stories and you can easily get an infection by fucking around with food internally.
If you're going to fuck a cucumber or banana, put it into a condom first.
Or even better - get some real sex toys! I don't understand the people that rely on washing-machines, vegetables and shower-faucets.
There was a TV episode on 1000 Ways To Die, which dramatically documents actual bizarre ways that people have died or been killed, about a woman who got an infection from using a cucumber as a dildo and died in just a few days.
A female in my area decided to use a hot dog inside of her. It got stuck and she had to go to hospital to get it removed.
I was always brought up "not to play with your food", or "talk with your mouth full".....
Never did like to do, as i was told ;)
Melissa xxx
I'm sure the cucumber was happier with the way she used it than the way saladworks uses it! but that sounds weird i'd stick to a dildo
