On a long business trip, I was listening to a porn satelliete radio station. The female "DJ" relatated an experience of taking a cucumber, peeling it half way down, then (slightly) freezing it. Then, went it came to using it, as the cucumber melted, it made her feeling like someone (or something) was cuming in her.
Seriously I'm not making this up, this is what I heard her say.
Anyone want to conduct an experiment and report back?
Cum On Girls! You can't tell me you all have never used a vegetable or something similar to play with??
Seriously???
Okay! I'll admit that I have used a few like a cucumber and a few different types of squash or gourds.
I believe I heard the story that the O.P. heard on the radio and it was some popular former adult star who now has their radio show. Whatever the case may be, I can see the situation as described but I can't imagine that the feeling would be the same. I mean, seriously! When a cock cums, you feel the pulsing and throbbing of the member inside you, not just the oozing of the sperm like a melting cucumber!
I'm really wary of using food for sex-play. I've heard and read about some bad stories and you can easily get an infection by fucking around with food internally.
If you're going to fuck a cucumber or banana, put it into a condom first.
Or even better - get some real sex toys! I don't understand the people that rely on washing-machines, vegetables and shower-faucets.
There was a TV episode on 1000 Ways To Die, which dramatically documents actual bizarre ways that people have died or been killed, about a woman who got an infection from using a cucumber as a dildo and died in just a few days.
