First object that you ever masterbated with and why you used it?
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Electric toothbrush. It vibrated, I was curious. Worked out pretty well for obvious reasons.
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Water flowing from the bath tub faucet
"If you knew what you were doing you would probably be bored."
My fingers, always handy, no batteries required.
I was old school - fingers.