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So meeting a girl been talking to online she's cooking at hers I'm bringing drinks any advice on do's and don'ts on the date.
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First date do's and don'ts?
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Active Ink Slinger
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Well I don't have like specific rules for dating. I mean play it by ear, right. Don't like go too fast or seemed rushed. Just act natural. She'll give you the hints of what she wants, so don't worry. Like relax. IDK?
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No anal, I guess? lol Why have boundaries?
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keep it light. it's good to know you can have "nothing serious, we're just chillin" kind of night with someone before you get into the deeper stuff.
oh, and don't mention your mother too much!
oh, and don't mention your mother too much!
She's a saint with the lips of a sinner.
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I would suggest that you don't ask her to bring her best friend over for a threesome. Wait until the third date. That's an easy rule to remember. It's in the 3s, No Threesome Until the Third Date. No 3sum Until 3rd date.
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Think someone people taking this more serious than others
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Don't look or act your best. Or worst, like one of my uncle. Be yourself, unless you're an ass. Try to be charming but not at the expense of sincerity. You know, the usual. In general, I'd say don't get too sexy on a first date, and definitely don't be pushy. I will say that it's great when it goes that way, but only if it happens naturally.
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My first date after becoming single again went from meeting to bedding rather too quickly -- but then so did the second, the third, and the fourth!
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My first date after becoming single again went from meeting to bedding rather too quickly -- but then so did the second, the third, and the fourth!
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My first date after becoming single again went from meeting to bedding rather too quickly -- but then so did the second, the third, and the fourth!
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Thanks guys any more is welcome please
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Even if you are sarcastic its all good
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depends and how much I'm into you I guess
(play on words haha)
(play on words haha)
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Really depends on the chemistry between you two. Just look for the signs or lack thereof.
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here is some good generic advice, based on actual first dates i have been on:
reba's first-date do's for guys
shower in advance
treat her with respect
relax, and be yourself -- not who you think she wants you to be
ask questions to get to know her, and then listen to what she says
reba's first-date dont's for guys
bring up your fascination with furries
ask her, in the middle of dinner, "are you going to finish that?"
confess that in some ways, you find your mom a little bit sexy
tell her that you've measured how far your stream of piss goes after you've had a six-pack
say, "it puts the lotion on its skin"
try to sell her a multi-level marketing product
explain to her what "the problem with women today" is
casually slip into the conversation that no matter what she might have heard on the street, your sexually transmitted disease has been taken care of and you are no longer a "high risk" sexual partner.
bring another date, just in case the whole thing with her doesn't work out
reba's first-date do's for guys
shower in advance
treat her with respect
relax, and be yourself -- not who you think she wants you to be
ask questions to get to know her, and then listen to what she says
reba's first-date dont's for guys
bring up your fascination with furries
ask her, in the middle of dinner, "are you going to finish that?"
confess that in some ways, you find your mom a little bit sexy
tell her that you've measured how far your stream of piss goes after you've had a six-pack
say, "it puts the lotion on its skin"
try to sell her a multi-level marketing product
explain to her what "the problem with women today" is
casually slip into the conversation that no matter what she might have heard on the street, your sexually transmitted disease has been taken care of and you are no longer a "high risk" sexual partner.
bring another date, just in case the whole thing with her doesn't work out
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What the fuck is a date?
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Quote by bustyreadhead
here is some good generic advice, based on actual first dates i have been on:
reba's first-date do's for guys
shower in advance
treat her with respect
relax, and be yourself -- not who you think she wants you to be
ask questions to get to know her, and then listen to what she says
reba's first-date dont's for guys
bring up your fascination with furries
ask her, in the middle of dinner, "are you going to finish that?"
confess that in some ways, you find your mom a little bit sexy
tell her that you've measured how far your stream of piss goes after you've had a six-pack
say, "it puts the lotion on its skin"
try to sell her a multi-level marketing product
explain to her what "the problem with women today" is
casually slip into the conversation that no matter what she might have heard on the street, your sexually transmitted disease has been taken care of and you are no longer a "high risk" sexual partner.
bring another date, just in case the whole thing with her doesn't work out
I love your donts'. Maybe he should say one or two jokingly or see what her reaction is.
Lmao.
Am I supposed to put don'ts or donts'?
No clue.
Say- "It puts lotion on the skin".
Have some lotion handy. Lmao.
Maybe put some on your arm as you say it.
I think I've lost it. Yay.....lmao.
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Park the Uhaul around the corner in case the date doesnt work out
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This is just me...maybe not anyone else. I am older. If you or your date are on your cell phones during the date..and it's not emergencies...the other deserves better.