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Ever wanted to pee like a man? Here's your chance.

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When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
This has been around for a while now. I believe it was designed for music festival-goers so that they could avoid using the vile portaloos.

I don't think they ever caught on; apparently they were awkward to use and, sometimes, messy.
Can also double as a Dildo!!

Looks like that thing they used to stick in the oil cans when you get an oil change!!!
Women who are into music festivals have been using them things for years. LOL
They even have Moon cups I seem to remeber for the organic... everything woman who get's her monthly and wants to be eco friendly!
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This has been around for a while now. I believe it was designed for music festival-goers so that they could avoid using the vile portaloos.

I don't think they ever caught on; apparently they were awkward to use and, sometimes, messy.


I just posted my comment then read yours! So glad you know what I'm on about - high-five mate!
Reminds me of that Beachboys song pee like a man, walk like a man!
One of the lasses I know has one. She's used it on a boat before (most of them don't have toilets). She said she tried it in the shower first, and was glad she did, as it can be a bit awkward. Me? I just pee in a bucket and rinse it out after. Hardly dignified, but the fish don't mind me peeing in their swim.

I hate the idea of the shewee, carrying it round in a urine-wet bag to rinse off later? No thanks!
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Women who are into music festivals have been using them things for years. LOL
They even have Moon cups I seem to remeber for the organic... everything woman who get's her monthly and wants to be eco friendly!


Walk like a man was actually by the four seasons...



I've got a mooncup... They're actually much more hygienic than the alternatives....



Takes a bit of getting used to, but it works really well...
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I've got a mooncup... They're actually much more hygienic than the alternatives....



Takes a bit of getting used to, but it works really well...


I'm curious, how does a mooncup work? What do you do with it?
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You fold it (like origami hahahaha) then put it you know where. when its full you clean it up and go again. That's the gist of it as far as i know.
Moon Cup FAQ
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I'm curious, how does a mooncup work? What do you do with it?


You sort of fold it, so that you can push it inside. Then it pops open and catches all of the, you know...

Then, when you go to the loo, just pull it out, empty it, give it a wee wipe or a rinse and pop it back in...

It's really good... Honest
When little i use to do a lot of road trips with my family, so my mom bought us something like that but they were disposables, what i remember is that they were messier than just going in the woods or behind the car door.

But to the first question yes i have soooo many times wished i could pee standing up without having to squat or something like that!
Geez, doesnt anyone just squat behind a tree anymore? LOL!!


Still say it looks like one of those Oil Can things, LOL


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You sort of fold it, so that you can push it inside. Then it pops open and catches all of the, you know...

Then, when you go to the loo, just pull it out, empty it, give it a wee wipe or a rinse and pop it back in...

It's really good... Honest



Hmm..... I'm tempted to try it. Might save me a lot of money (and as a student that's vital).
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holy moly guess the old dixie cup with the hole... is out...smile fabulous
After all the times I have peed outdoors I have gotten pretty good at it. Besides where the hell are you supposed to keep the SheWee? In your back pocket?
I've seen/heard of these. My feelings toward them are still the same: What the ENTIRE fuck?!

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