When I was younger I brought my girlfriend home so I could have a shower before we went out. I told her to go to the living room while I had my shower. When I returned she pointed at my dad sleeping on the couch with his cock sticking out. I was so shocked and embarrassed. We just left and to this day I don’t think my dad even knew we where there.
My (somewhat) new bf and I were having sex and he was pounding me pretty hard in my puss, when I realized that I was getting a lot of air inleakage and I ended up letting out a majorly loud and long, but thankfully not smelly, fart. He just looked me in the eyes in surprise and I started laughing also loudly and fully. He followed suit with the laughter and collapsed atop me. It ruined the sex but made our relationship much more solid. He told me later that he was so thankful that I laughed because he wouldn't have known what to do if it'd gone any other way. That's my most embarrassing moment!
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When I was younger I brought my girlfriend home so I could have a shower before we went out. I told her to go to the living room while I had my shower. When I returned she pointed at my dad sleeping on the couch with his cock sticking out. I was so shocked and embarrassed. We just left and to this day I don’t think my dad even knew we where there.
LOL. I wonder if that was a planned wardrobe malfunction....
I'd been dating a guy for a short time, just long enough for it to get intimate, and I was giving him a blowjob, something I enjoy doing and usually swallow, but he came suddenly with a HUGE first spurt, which went right down my throat, choking me. I started coughing and gagging and cum came out of my nose, while he was spraying all over the damn place!
Not our finest moment, but we laughed a lot about it later, so maybe our funniest. 🤣 Still, hard not to be embarrassed about cum shooting out of your nose!
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