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For some reason I have a thing for Michelle Hassan who is the clerk in Jude Rinder.
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Quote by stephanie
I have a RIDICULOUS crush on the TYT presenter Ana Kasparian.
(Her laugh makes me get all giddy and uncomfortable!!!)
She likes LATIN GUYS though. (I'm like the OPPOSITE of a Latin Guy.)
But I LOVE her!
xx SF
She's so pretty and clever and funny and cute and she did her MA in Political Science when she was working and her hair is amazing and she has almond shaped Armenian eyes and she has the best boobs and she's really fiesty and outspoken and I'm like a TEENAGER it's not even about the SEX it's just that she's the most INCREDIBLE girl and I wonder what her hair smells like...
Everyone: "Oh JESUS dude you have it BAD!"
Me: "I'm learning Spanish..."
Everyone: "OH NO STEVE DON'T!!! It won't end well. Hun, she's a little YOUNG for you too, yeah?"
Me: "I look younger than my age though..."
Everyone: "Hun, we SAY that but you DON'T! We were just being nice!"
Me: "So... You don't think I have a chance?"
Everyone: "Well... Everyone has A CHANCE but... In this case... Maybe not you."
Me: "Maybe isn't no..."
Everyone: "Then we meant NO! You have no chance with Ana Kasparian. NONE!"
Me: "I tried to write her a love poem..."
Everyone: "REALLY?"
Me: "Yeah... But FUCK ALL rhymes with KASPARIAN..."
Quote by dpw
You forgot about Ian, her grandfather. You must know GRANDPA IAN KASPARIAN!
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For some reason I have a thing for Michelle Hassan who is the clerk in Jude Rinder.