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When I was just out of high school I worked in a garden center. In the greenhouse there was peg boards set up at the end to screen our little work area. I was really horny one day and a hot mom came into the green house while I was on the other side of the pegboard. I could see her but she couldn't see me. I came on the floor as she was about 3 feet from me on the other side
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Until now it's been on a bus but the way I'm feeling right now it might have to be this office!
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in the office broom closet... fortunately not many people where i work do a lot of cleaning...
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This may not seem to crazy but I was sitting on a bench in my garden,I live in ground floor flat and the people upstairs were in but I didn't care.
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police station bathroom going to pay a parking ticket.
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On a train in first class, in the loo. On a four hour journey.....!!
Outside in a garden.........with the sun shining on me..!!
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church pew during service
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until recently it was anytime anywhere I was hooked, jail, in the theater, car, class i didn't care where if i had the urge it was on!! now i'm not allowed unless i'm told to ;)
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Probably on a roof top; let it shoot over the side.
That in addition to church, desk in office and stairwell with a female co-worker
Gramps

The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
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at the hair dresser, while i was a teenager, with my besst friends mum asking me what i was doing,[awkward] and recently at work with a client masurbating herself
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The craziest place was at the nude beach in front of two really hot girls. It was early in the beach season and not many people were there. I had gotten hard while laying in the sun. Noticed two girls not far away and started to stroke myself. I finally got up the nerve to walk over and introduce myself. They asked if i was having fun over there? Said yes, and did it offend them? They said no so i asked if i could do it in front of them? They giggled and said sure. So i knelt in front of them and jerked off. Just as i was about to cum they asked if I minded if they took a pic. Said sure and within a few minutes i was cumming. Felt so amazing i thought i was going to pass out. they said they never had a guy do that for them before. What an experience!
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i masturbated in my car one night at store
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Not that crazy but myself and my wife in our kitchen we watched each other then had a quick but her parent my parents and friends were over for a party very hot and fucken lucky not to get caught
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In a toilet cubicle on an ice patrol ship in antartica
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Masturbated while stuck in traffic on turn pike when their was a huge accident which made me sit still for most an hour. Had trucks on either side of my Sonata.
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I had to stay in the hospital with my godmother, well, didn't have to but she asked me too. Anyhow, I was so damn horny, I pulled a porn website up on my laptop and went in to her bathroom and got off. Sorry, but it was great, just a thrill I guess. But I really was horny.
Anything you think is sweet, I'm a little more than that.
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a stall in a nightclub restroom... couldn't stop thinking about picking up this fab looking girl.. didn't wan to make a fool of myself because I was so desperate! so went and whacked off... came back cool and smiling!
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On a plane as it flew over the equator!
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At work while watching porn. The idea that I might get caught seemed to add to the flame burning in me.
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In my car while stuck in traffic
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Restroom at church
" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
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I masturbate daily, at work in the bathroom. Also driving in my car with a skirt on!
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In a graveyard at night while leaning up against a headstone
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Quote by Johnnybscared
In a graveyard at night while leaning up against a headstone



In a totally unrelated matter
My "To Do List" has suddenly expanded.
" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
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Two places:

While out to dinner, short skirt and table had floor length linen. several people at the table who were talking and the guy across from me was just to gorgesous.

Girsl locker room after basketball practice in the shower.
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Have materbated in a theater, port-a-john, upstairs bathroom (with a toy!) with my wife downstairs, but the craziest is probably an interstate while I was driving. Have done it several times - hey, at least I'm not texting!!!
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for me it has to be the time in the car was just so horny and a public loo was just of the comp ware a guy had got me so hot a had to go to the loo and phone him and finger fuck my self while he wanked over them phone a moaned so load for him
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I used to be a housekeeper for a hotel and did it in one of the rooms I was cleaning...very erotic and exciting!
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a sauna in prague