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I'll qualify this more by saying it's male stripping involved.
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Awww...come on Rocco. Males only? Can't we have a little bit of both? LOL
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Birdie, I'll bet if females were involved, your hands would be all over the place, right?
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Ummmm......maybe?
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Heh...heh.......
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Frankly, if my wife was at a bachelorette party with a stripper, I could hope that she'd come home "hungry"...
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There you go Nobilis........positive thinking is always the key.......lol

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There you go. Have the wife or girlfriend ditch all her friends that aren't getting any and come home to "daddy".
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There you go. Have the wife or girlfriend ditch all her friends that aren't getting any and come home to "daddy".


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There you go. Have the wife or girlfriend ditch all her friends that aren't getting any and come home to "daddy".


Now you're talkin'!


mmmmm hmmmmm!
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Awww...come on Rocco. Males only? Can't we have a little bit of both? LOL


i agree birdie the ideal party is with both mmmmmmmm
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I'll qualify this more by saying it's male stripping involved.


I always tell the husband if I'm going to a hen's (bachelorette) party where strippers will be. All the ones I've seen don't even let their audience see them with all their gear off. They hide the good bits behind a towel and only show them to the bride-to-be. It's all pretty tame and nothing for the partners to worry about.
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Quote by roccotool
I'll qualify this more by saying it's male stripping involved.


I always tell the husband if I'm going to a hen's (bachelorette) party where strippers will be. All the ones I've seen don't even let their audience see them with all their gear off. They hide the good bits behind a towel and only show them to the bride-to-be. It's all pretty tame and nothing for the partners to worry about.


That's very true. I also don't find male strippers very entertaining. Ripping off your pants and grinding your crotch in my face is, well, boring. I think women are better strippers and put on better shows.

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What ??I love greased up well defined male strippers grinding and ripping off their underwear.....*happy look*

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Yes, yes - I see what you mean....



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All kidding aside, given the choice, I'd have to go with the girl here:



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Yes I definately have to call this guy if I ever organise a hen party....he he
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Yes I definately have to call this guy if I ever organise a hen party....he he


He may scare the hens...and the pigs, the cows and the sheep.



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You get what you pay for, eh?

OK, let's modify the question a bit, for Birdie's interest.
If you were going to a bachelorette party with female strippers, what would you tell your boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/partner?
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No, because he'd beg me to bring him along.
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That's very true. I also don't find male strippers very entertaining. Ripping off your pants and grinding your crotch in my face is, well, boring. I think women are better strippers and put on better shows.


The last one I saw was an Enrique Iglesias impersonator and some of his dance moves were so abrupt I thought he might take someone's eye out. I ended up sidling out of the room and keeping the champagne company in the kitchen.
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LOL@SE. That's what I would have done.
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What ??I love greased up well defined male strippers grinding and ripping off their underwear.....*happy look*



Can my male stripper look like loislane's? I want both. The male I won't touch, but if the female is hot and wants me....that's another story.

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If I'm really lucky at one I get to suck on one of the stripper's cocks. one or more would be even better
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What ??I love greased up well defined male strippers grinding and ripping off their underwear.....*happy look*



It must be a South African thing Lois!!
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Well, mine crossed international borders, lasted 2 and a half days, and consumed enough alcohol that the first club ran out of tequila. Stripping was the mildest part of it. The almost international incident that nearly led to the entire party getting arrested was the wildest part. The RCMP are pretty understanding, luckily for us they also have a great sense of humour.
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Well, mine crossed international borders, lasted 2 and a half days, and consumed enough alcohol that the first club ran out of tequila. Stripping was the mildest part of it. The almost international incident that nearly led to the entire party getting arrested was the wildest part. The RCMP are pretty understanding, luckily for us they also have a great sense of humour.


Damn... sounds like a fun night
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What ??I love greased up well defined male strippers grinding and ripping off their underwear.....*happy look*



It must be a South African thing Lois!!


nope, that's an American thing too....at least for this American!