Well not a lot of "strange" or "funny" comments I can recall. The most common comment on my stories is that I "tease" by leaving my readers in undue suspense and fail to deliver the expected sexual release early enough in my stories. The strangest "comment" if you can call it that was an offer to take one of my reader's virginity. I guess my stories got her a little riled up, but I was too slow to take up her offer and now I believe the offer has lapsed due to the intervention of a third party male who has done the deed on my behalf. Seize the day has never rung so true.
For my story, "More Than a One-Night Stand," I had one comment only. It said, "You are definitely a vagina thesaurus. Thanks for sharing x." That definitely is the funniest one I have ever had on any of my stories.
"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."
--Evanescence
This was the best one I ever got...
mmmmm SO hot! You have successfully changed the climate in my panties from dry to extremely wet with a strong chance of orgasm.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates Mainly it was a critique about the grammar and punctuation, I have to say, I remember it so well even now!
It was a well known Lush member and I can't remember his name right now, I can see his profile picture but the name eludes me. Anyway what he said about my story, and the 'come on you can do better, your last story was great'
Anyway with me and my writing, I'm too eager to want people to read it; that I forget that writing stories, you have to take your time.
This comment was one of the funniest…
"That was AMAZING! I don't have a FAT ass though!!!!!!!!!!!! But your swagger and bravado IS such a turn on, nature man!"
I wrote a wee poem recently. It was generally very well received, but I got one comment which sort of sucked:
'Scored with a 1 because: its boring not much to it'
I was so tempted to respond or PM the person, they had just joined the day before and had only commented on one other story
(as far as I know, they've never done anything else - struck me as a bit fishy!)
Anyway, I never responded...
I'm just kidding that wasn't me, but it was a great line.
It wasn't a funny or strange comment, but it was one that stood out for me (in a good way). The comment was: "That detective is one lucky S.O.B"
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
I get quite a few very "interesting" comments on my stories, especially on sites that allow anonymous comments, but my story "Flight Lessons" gets more than its share, especially from pilots...I had no idea how many pilots read my stories before, which makes me a little suspect about ever getting on a plane again...I'm aware of at least ten pilots who have read it, btw...
It was the first story I ever did any research for, since I never actually flew a plane...I read two short WikiHowTo articles...one on how to take off in a Cessna 172, and another on landing a small plane, the latter mentioned radioing the control tower, if there is one...
When I wrote the story, I couldn't for the life of me remember if the Linden, New Jersey Airport actually had a control tower, and wasn't going to drive past just to find out...but, others apparently knew and picked up on it...
So...the first comment I got on that story was...
"Awful
First, there is no control tower at the Linden, NJ airport. But most important, flying -- and learning to fly -- is serious business. The flight lessons you described have no connection to reality. The instructor instructs, the student flies, from his first lesson. Each time they take off, the instructor's certificate is on the line. Conduct as you described and simple joy riding have no business being in a story about learning to fly an airplane."
This was followed by...
"Lighten up man!
a
To Navigator: lighten up. This is a fantasy story! I'm a pilot too and I know there is no room for her to mount him in the pilot's seat of a 172 but big fucking deal. The story is hot and well done and the instructor sounds quite delicious. Next time she needs to fly and he needs to go down on her."
Which was followed by...
"Good start
Don'r listen to the HATERS. It was a good story and I do know a little about flight lessons most people don't and since this is a fantasy (maybe or maybe not) Do what you want to in the story and I have know Idea were this airport is so I would not know if a tower is there or not. Once again GOOD JOB!!!! JACDADY"
And this one is classic...
"anonymous reader
2010-09-20 13:04:54
The Skyhawk is a spam can. Push/pull throttles are an annoying joke. And its nice to have a safe and RESPONSIBLE instructor - which Captain Fuck Me obviously is not. Women cant fly properly anyway. Imagine trusting your life to someone thats unstable once a month"
And that's just a sample...
This one made me smile, and thanks to the person who left it!
"you naughty boy...now go to my room! lol"
"OMG! My pussy got sore reading this! You are the best writer I have ever read!!! This is exactly how it would all go down fer sure! I love you NatureBoy! xx B."
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
You got some real gems there I would say Felix...I think together we could put out a book just of comments...
I decided to post my contest story "The Birthday Party" I wrote for Stories Space, Lush's non-erotic site for any who still don't know, recently on a site which features both erotic and non-erotic stories...
I posted it, of course, in a category clearly marked "non-erotic"...I got this gem of a comment today...
"by Anonymous
09/29/11
What Happen To The Sex
i was thinking that you would have slipped a hard one to your mom.... Unlike other sites, most stories in here includes sex, if you want to write this fiction then go to the Hallmark site"
It's nice to see someone appreciate good writing and not just the sex...eh?
A recent comment on my story, 'Falling For Holly, 2'
"hhmmmm,,,i usually really enjoy stories,,,but this one not so much,,,,the girl definitely has mental issues and it really takes away from the eroticism,,,if there are more chapters,,,i won't bother reading them."
I confess I don't really know what to think of this..... I certainly didn't write her as being mentally ill, it's a fantasy and 'normal' beliefs and behaviours don't apply, BUT (and I really do appreciate Everyone who bothers to offer feedback...) I'm rather upset that a reader was offended by one of my stories. That would NEVER be my intent...
xx SF
On one of my stories, one guys wrote;
"Scored with a 2 because: Stupid."
I tried to prompt him for more constructive criticism but never heard from him again. It was disappointing, but I did laugh.
*SULKS*
(I hate you, Magical Felix.....)
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaaaaa!!!!!!
(I love The Cat REALLY!!!!!!)
xx SF
). 
How could they possibly be so nasty? (rant, rant). A while later, someone else came along, scored it another 3, saying, "I agree, it was a bit boring."
BTW I had to google 'fledgling' never heard this word before so that made me laugh. 
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