"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."
When I looked in your languid brown eyes and saw all the love in them you held for me there, I was reminded of feeding time on my grandfather's farm, they way the cows huddled around his old tractor and ogled him with their big, dumb, hungry eyes, gazing at his handfuls of hay.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Her breasts were as plump as a pair of head rests like you might find in a BMW M3 and her tummy as taunt as the spark plug wires found inside a Corvette Stingray, the lobes of her ass were as full and sexy as the front fenders of a 1999 Dodge Viper; in short, she had curves in places other women didn't even have places.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Oh ~ hehehe ~ I SO love this thread. I will be checking back to read the additions, because I just KNOW there are lots more. Oh my side hurts from laughing!!!!!! (enough exclamation marks?)
(thinking has anyone fried maggots - and if so, please don't tell me about it! yuck)
Van
Come'on Rump & Alan and Van - and others...
Let's see some weally wretched writing examples flowing from your fingertips. I know you can do it.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it, and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."
Could it be that, a decade after our last meeting on those courthouse steps that November day, when the State recognized our divorce and granted her half of our purchased possessions of the previous twenty years, she still walked upon the ground I worshipped?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Mm hmm. Alright. Alright, Lois. Bare it!
"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
