her cat had squeezed into that tiny little jar.
Jane looked at her husband's naked body and ...
realised it did nothing for her sexually any more. She decided to experiment with a...
... pair of lederhosen as an alternative. Maybe wearing them would...
hide the fact that she suffered from Hypertrichosis since the pair she owned went well beyond her knees and matched perfectly with the colour of her hair... on her legs. Being known to the local town people as the 'werewoman', she had....
...properly vaccinated for Bird Flu. The resulting rash...
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... made her twitter and sing, much to her chagrin. That wasn't the worst of it, though, as her pussy...
swelled, and swelled, and swelled until it...
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...jumped up and caught the mouse, like a good pussy should. Afterwards, she reached down and adjusted her...
thermostat, it was getting too hot in the house. Time to go "toy" shopping she thought, and...
damn, how about toys for everybody? Let's celebrate my big fat puss. Anybody...
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...yes, she realized if she was going to get toys for everybody she could not leave out the cat. As she entered the mall and headed towards the pet store she remembered she forgot to...
ask the cat what she wanted. She thought, what would the pussy want? ...
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...then she remembered that rubber rat she had seen last time. But, the word "rat" somehow made her think of...
of the word cat and everybody knows that that word is in...
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Dogpatch. Just at that very moment, on the other side of the barn...
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..those damn Martians were trying out that tractor beam again, scaring the Bejesus out of the cows. However, they didn't notice...
rather just sit there and watch. He thought, when's she going to get back from her shopping trip. Feeling the perk in his pants, ...
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he orchestrated a series of hand gestures both lewd and immature like that of a finicky baby.
Orchards in bloom always face in a westerly direction, while ....
considering his position, he realized that his whole scene was westerly. The hills were there with a road to take him into the valley down to the cool water. He was almost afraid to turn back to the east. Slowly he moved...
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...his laptop and went to Lush Stories to read the latest. He then started a chat with what he thought was an old friend, but turned out to be...
... burning hotter than a submissive's backside, and speaking of that...
...the beans fell through the grill again, causing Squiffy to...
,where was his submissive backside? She had been shopping all day? His...
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girlfriend racked up almost ten thousand dollars in lingerie, judging from the receipts that were left on the. While his girlfriend was out, the buxom blond neighbor came over and....
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Stole all of his vine ripened cantaloupe from his garden patch. He only discovered this theft while he was thinking of masturbating and...
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mowing his mother's front yard. A flowerbed...
adjacent to his cucumber and melon patch, had trampled zinnias, with footprints in the fine loam. He had bent upon his knees to inspect the dainty prints closer, with his flaccid dingus in his hand...
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