Unexpected endings - writing challenge (ongoing)

17 Jul 2010

peeling its blistered skin away to reveal several suction cups lined in velvet, attached at the base by clear cylindrical tubing and duct tape. He blinked and shook his head wondering how many drinks would have to be consumed...

18 Jul 2010

...before the bras came off and the cans of Reddi Wip would start squishing. All in all, it seemed...

18 Jul 2010

like his laundry had finished swirling around in soapy water. The clanking of his...

19 Jul 2010

oil kettle awakened the rooster interrupting its morning wake up call. Suddenly it began to recite.....

19 Jul 2010

Kevin had finished hollowing out the inside of his girlfriend's latex dildo, strapped it on around his waist, slipped it over his own inadequate erection and reached over to scratch his retriever's ears. "Buck," he said, "Monica is really...

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

20 Jul 2010

...your mother. I'm sorry for not sharing that secret earlier with you." With a deep breath,...

21 Jul 2010

and full lungs, Jeremy submerged himself and kicked off the side of the pool. He had waxed his entire body free of...

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21 Jul 2010

inhibitions, he slipped through the water like a reckless slinky eel.

Jane put down her copy of Cosmopolitan, and realised she had inadequate...

21 Jul 2010

...cleavage for the World of Warcraft study group meeting tonight. A pocket protector might hide it, though, so she...

21 Jul 2010

remember to paint herself blue, to enhance her bust. Little Johnny next door...

23 Jul 2010

celebrates his 17th birthday next week, and he's no longer so little, anymore. His widowed mother, noticing her son's increasing penchant for...

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

24 Jul 2010

obsessively lining up all the canned goods by alphabetical order according to contents has decided firmly to buy only frozen food. On her way to the Frozen Food Emporium, her bicycle was...

24 Jul 2010

bombed by a small flock of Canadian geese, frantically struggling to gain flight momentum. Across the continent, thirty-four year old Marilyn toyed with...

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24 Jul 2010

her mashed potatos, thinking about Krista's new nipple ring, wondering if she should get one for herself so Krista can suck on it during their next session of love making on Friday. But she was worried. . .

24 Jul 2010

...about her work at the cycylotron and all those huge magnets. Fortunately for her, her werewolf friend...

25 Jul 2010

killed Bella and Edward after a quarrel over a chocolate chip muffin, and both took a long deserved holiday to Paris... Alone in her room, she began to undress when she noticed...

25 Jul 2010

that the aubergine coloured curtains clashed with her hand luggage.With a sigh of annoyance she pulled out a rifle and moved over to the window to take her shot

25 Jul 2010

at the bellhop, who was ogling the girls sunbathing, as he rounded the pool passing a woman in a bikini. Pulling the trigger, the glass windows exploded and the bellhop was blasted into the pool, but not before grabbing the woman's

25 Jul 2010

empty brandy snifter. At Sniper's Paradise Hotel, the hired help are outfitted in color coordinated kevlar body armor and...

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

25 Jul 2010

face paint, aptly colored a white cream color. Speaking in tongues, the cunning linguist

Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind

26 Jul 2010

had a stroke of bad luck when he fell down a flight of stairs and broke his jaw which was then wired shut. Unable to tell Janice that he loved her, he decided....

26 Jul 2010

to send her a package of the twenty-three 8x10 glossy photos of her which he'd taken and developed over the previous two years and then frequently decorated with shots of semen from multiple and frequent masturbation sessions. After all, a picture can paint a thousand words, when words...

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26 Jul 2010

..don't paint the picture, a bodily fluid will. Janice was carefully prying them apart, when...

26 Jul 2010

... the effort broke a finger nail and chipped the high gloss ultra night growl uber sexy nail polish she had sold what remained of her so-called mortal soul to obtain from that big mouthed slobbery douche bag pimp posing as a conductor on the rail line between Lyon and Strasbourg. When would she learn she should never blow a ....

26 Jul 2010

midget with a wooden leg, again.She had splinters in all the wrong places. She contemplated phoning Cyril her psychiatrist again but he was sick of her...

28 Jul 2010

liberal application of her particular perfume of choice, Lavender Skunk. Janice instead logged onto her favorite sex stories website forum, in the Ask The Gals area, to pose her burning question...

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28 Jul 2010

..a reply, any reply. Meanwhile, up popped a one-on-one chat. Then another, and another. It seemed the World of Warcraft crowd was taking a game break, because one of the chat screens...

30 Jul 2010

... was entitled "HornyTroll" and flocks of horny Warcrafters, having spent twelve hours straight on the internet, drinking stale cokes and eating cold, congealed five-cheese pizza, suddenly found their secret, shameful masturbation fantasy exploding into full bloom before them on the Lush website -- OMG, maybe there ARE trolls, and maybe they DO get horny, and I've always wanted... always wanted... to... to... And like a well trained mass army, thousands of fingers pounded on thousands of keyboards, and all the one-on-one chats at Lush suddenly flamed with the same torrid question, ...

You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!

1 Aug 2010

"Are objects in the mirror as big as they appear?". It came in a multitude of copious responses spurting forth their knowledge. Overfilled minds poured out their accumulated intelligence resulting in this one question being reverberated. But the gamer typed up a response sure to befuddle all of their quandaries like a teacher assigning homework before summer vacation, and that question was...

Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind

2 Aug 2010

is the proper usage, cummed or came? Carefully counting the number of beats within the couplets of his stanza, Bogart realized...

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